tyranical rule forever!

King 2legs of H2G2

Self Declaired tyranical ruler of H2G2, following the 2005 Summer London meet

The Kingdom of 2legs

The kingdom is a large dark kingdom stretching across a large landscape of rolling hills, rocky mountains and flat dessolate plains.

In the centre of this land is the castle, the Castle of 2legs Looming large and dark from atop a tall dark granite cliff, the castle contains many rooms and has large grounds and gardens stretching of from its front and sides. The rear of the castle looks over the two thousand foot drop down the dark granite cliff.

Within the heart of the castle is the
Royal Throne room!
From the Royal throne room one can enter into the large
Royal banquet hall

Also from within the Throne room, and just discovered is the hidden enterence to the
Royal Bondage room
And there is a strong suspetion that from within the Bondage room lays a secret trap door which leads down to the depths of the castle into the Royal Dungeons!

Meanwhile, heading out the large oak door and portcullus, and wondering over the badger infested moat can take one to
The Badger house
where more tame badgers than those that roam the surrounding country side, and less feariously trained than those in teh moat can be found.

Meanwhile, deep within the dark recesses of the castle, can be found
The royal War Chambres!
where plotting desception and plans for potental war can be plotte dhatched and fenced off and ring posted.


A vitally important room is also to be found towards the depths of the castle, not far from teh war rooms, and not far from the Royal Dungeons, is the Royal beer cellar

There are hundreds and hundreds of other rooms within the castle to be discovered, including somewhere the kitchens from where the royal culinary extrovangencies are producued before being carried into the banquet hall.

Loyal Subjects!

Current loyal subjects

• 
  Vizier U230913
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  Keeper of all the kings cash
  U107357
• 
  Royal Reminder
  U180656
• 
  Provider of Brief Interludes Of Sanity
  U201647
• 
  Royal Panda
  U222700
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  The Keeper of the Tower with the Funny Smell
  U204758
• 
  Senses Taker
  U69725
• Protector of the royal Walrus
  U1123253
• The Royal Court Jester!
  U651852
• Master of the Royal Whips and Keeper of the fluffy U1330481
• The Royal Loyal Badger Counter
  U244483
• Keeper of the Royal Bread oven
  U649222
• Grand Pooh-Bah
  U201497
• Keeper of the Royal Coffee Machine and Protectorate of the Royal Biscuits
  U205100
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  Royal loyal Beer keeper Wine celler manager and general all-round responsibility for procuring keeping an serving alcohol in perfect condition
  U40285
• Queen of all the Badger People
  U183316
• The Royal Dancer and Royal Male Concubine
  U247749
• Royal Bondage Model and Wearer of See-Through Veil-Like Clothes and First Royal Resident Dominatrix
  U1463359
• Lord High Executioner
  U47285
• Master bounty hunter and Heresiarch U200779
• Prince regent of the
  Badgers and to the poor district of people who cry "BoB" U1919207
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  Bard bringer of fine wine flavoured water that effects the brain and strange sayings that occur at night
  U1077573

Join with me and save yourself from being beheaded... for the time being
 

All Loyal subjects are rewarded by having the aduration of King 2legs and of all the 'common folk' here abouts