tyranical rule forever!
King 2legs of H2G2
Self Declaired tyranical ruler of H2G2, following the 2005 Summer London meet
The Kingdom of 2legs
The kingdom is a large dark kingdom stretching across a large landscape of rolling hills, rocky mountains and flat dessolate plains.
In the centre of this land is the castle, the Castle of 2legs Looming large and dark from atop a tall dark granite cliff, the castle contains many rooms and has large grounds and gardens stretching of from its front and sides. The rear of the castle looks over the two thousand foot drop down the dark granite cliff.
Also from within the Throne room, and just discovered is the hidden enterence to the
Royal Bondage room
And there is a strong suspetion that from within the Bondage room lays a secret trap door which leads down to the depths of the castle into the Royal Dungeons!
Meanwhile, heading out the large oak door and portcullus, and wondering over the badger infested moat can take one to
The Badger house
where more tame badgers than those that roam the surrounding country side, and less feariously trained than those in teh moat can be found.
Meanwhile, deep within the dark recesses of the castle, can be found
The royal War Chambres!
where plotting desception and plans for potental war can be plotte dhatched and fenced off and ring posted.
A vitally important room is also to be found towards the depths of the castle, not far from teh war rooms, and not far from the Royal Dungeons, is the Royal beer cellar
There are hundreds and hundreds of other rooms within the castle to be discovered, including somewhere the kitchens from where the royal culinary extrovangencies are producued before being carried into the banquet hall.
Current loyal subjects
Keeper of all the kings cash
Provider of Brief Interludes Of Sanity
The Keeper of the Tower with the Funny Smell
- Protector of the royal Walrus
- The Royal Court Jester!
- Master of the Royal Whips and Keeper of the fluffy U1330481
- The Royal Loyal Badger Counter
- Keeper of the Royal Bread oven
- Grand Pooh-Bah
- Keeper of the Royal Coffee Machine and Protectorate of the Royal Biscuits
Royal loyal Beer keeper Wine celler manager and general all-round responsibility for procuring keeping an serving alcohol in perfect condition
- Queen of all the Badger People
- The Royal Dancer and Royal Male Concubine
- Royal Bondage Model and Wearer of See-Through Veil-Like Clothes and First Royal Resident Dominatrix
- Lord High Executioner
- Master bounty hunter and Heresiarch U200779
- Prince regent of the
Badgers and to the poor district of people who cry "BoB" U1919207
Bard bringer of fine wine flavoured water that effects the brain and strange sayings that occur at night
Join with me and save yourself from being beheaded... for the time being
All Loyal subjects are rewarded by having the aduration of King 2legs and of all the 'common folk' here abouts