h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

For struth! My mind is rusty cage unto itself when the wind does blow from the East.

The king returns!

Uh huh huh.

Crap, does that mean I have to get of the throne. Wait I'm not in the throne room

Sit on teh loo as long as you like Bring on the badgers!

*looks down the hall*

The badgers don't seem to be too eager today, do they?

Wheres the badger keeper! hang on... wheres everyone gone, this kingdom is looking a tadge quiet isn't it? more beer! wheres the royal beer keeper?

Not to be confused with the royal bee keeper.

Nope, as the bee keeper doesn't have any .

I've got some , and though..... and some . Want some? *greedy stuffing-face smiley*

Ooo yus a would be grand *wonders wehre the badger keeper the B keeper the Bee keeper and the ale keeper are hiding

all round! Here you go *passes round lots of large mugs full of coffee*

Maybe we should send an expedition to find the beer keeper?

Or shall we just concentrate on finding the beer?

I am sure that when we find the beer the beer keeper also shall we find, for was it not written that cometh the man in search of beer, findeth the royal turnip loyal but drunk? Perhaps not.... I can't quite remember

It twere spoketh yet not written.. the royal scribe was besotted.

Was what? was what? Besotted? Pissed more like Hmm, right come with me on a quest to find the ale celler lets have a look over here:::

Wow! look what your fantastic king hath found over here in the far corner:::

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lets go in and see what we can find, hopefully beer

*wanders down passage. Well one copy of him does*

*wonders about teh passage

*greets his king, who he hasn't met in weeks* can i help? As a dancer i'm fairly strong...

Ooo lets just sit down in teh banquet hall and call for food! and beer!

Good idea. would you like a dance?