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Welcome all, loyal subjects and visitors, to this the coronation of Balwyniti's newest Prince by adoption, Evil Roy!

The formal coronation will take place after the arrival of the subject of the proclamation

Signed with the official seal of King Cthulhu of Balwyniti

Please note that no alcoholic beverages may exist in the Kingdom of Balwyniti, but the s can fix you up a nice potion

How drunk did you have to be when you made the *no alcohol* rule, sir?

Prince by adoption, hmmm?!

Oh well, any excuse for a party...fix me a potion!

A Prince?



You're making him a Prince?!


Well, since he's in the US, I can only assume he's going to be made into Prince Spaghetti.


Either that or you're turning him into a named Prince.


So get the to mix up a potion that will transform him.... I can't wait to see this!

I hope he won't start spelling his name with some weird symbol.

No, Lady Scott, he's going to be a real, fair-dinkum Prince, without all of the paparazzi or silly proxy-ruling of countries like Australia Anyone who wants to brush-up about Balwyniti, click here A446078

Does this mean he will be initiated into the prestigious "Order of the Golden Shovel"???

And will he also be given the title of "Master and Commander of Hamsters"??

Oh my - I'm sure this is going to be a fancy affair - I must find the "perfect" fomal gown to wear! Tell me your royal highness, have your elves perfected a fabric that will repel ice cream stains?

I am astonished beyond all rational comprehension of what such an honour may entail.

I hereby promise, to the best of my modest abilities, to serve the Kingdom of Balwyniti and it's ruler - the benevolent and majestic King Cthulhu - in any way, shape or form which will enrich the lives of all the loyal subjects of the Kingdom... and will defend its borders from the ravages of any hostile invaders (with particular reference to those smug and bogon-ish Mont Albertians).

Furthermore, I shall, insofar as I am able, present myself during my travels in such a light as to enhance the reputation of the Kingdom and will, with reasonable forethought and caution, attempt to broaden the scope of it's appeal to those without any prior knowledge of its existence, including, but not necessarily exclusive to, those with whom I have shared an this evening.



























I'm lost for words............

























LET'S PARTY!!!!

Wait, wait! Don't party yet!


You still need to be coronationed!





Coronated?




Coroned?





Cornered?






Coronered?




No, *that* one *can't* be right.


Anyhow, you need to wait for the official coronation, then you can partake of the potion and be the official Balwyniti Prince.



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Kingy, the only Princes I've ever known are so one just naturally assumes....


Are you *sure* you're not having him turned into a ?

If this is supposed to be a Coronation, then where are you hiding the Corona ???



*digs around in the fridge*

*finds one*

Nice speech, your royal highness Prince dude, sir.


???

I'm not a big fan of Corona - any beer which needs to have fruit jammed into it can't be that good.

SamuelAdams

On with the Samuel Adamsation, then!


Samuel Adams

I should've known that the no-alcohol tenet wouldn't last long Don't make me get cranky

*arranges Royal robes on his own and ER's shoulders*

Evil Roy, in honour of duties performed well above and beyond those of common friendship to an exceptional degree, I hereby award you the title of Prince in the Kingdom of Balwyniti. You have already demonstrated in your most eloquent speech that you will bear this title well, and carry out your duties with as much enthusiasm as you reap your rewards. Let the proclomation from this place go forth - I present you, loyal subjects of Balwyniti and gathered friends, with the newest member of Balwyniti's Royal family - Prince Evil Roy!

*takes off Royal robes and hands ER the keys*

Look after them well

Time to party!

Oh dear, that wasn't the key to the royal harem was it?



You'll regret that later...

Wait. Let me get this straight.

ER is being adopted, making him prince, right?


















...so does that make you his father?

And that's enough out of you about Mont-Albertians, too, thankyou very much!

Well there *isn't* a Royal Harem at the minute, but if ER would like to create one, that's up to him

... yes, I guess it does! Of sorts. In the same way that I'm the father of Princesses Shea and Broelan, and the Prince-by-marriage TJ

Was that the Royal Melways telling him where to go?

When will the new prince be added to the official royal list?

May I humbly remind the King that His Royal Highness the Prince ER has a 100 proof bloodstream and therefore an exemption will be required to allow alcohol in the Kingdom.

Sorry, but I can't get over the line: "fair-dinkum Prince"

Congratulations, your royal fair-dinkums!