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where have all the spiders gone?
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Mar 3, 2002
Our old house was old (about 200 yrs) and as such had half mud walls 2ft thick. But my sister was still woken up by my snoring!!!!
(o.k I had a cold)
where have all the spiders gone?
Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) Posted Mar 6, 2002
at a Youth Hostel i shared a room with a girl who snored like a chainsaw! i had to sleep in the common room in the end
where have all the spiders gone?
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Mar 6, 2002
I had to share a room with my little brother on holiday and he was forced to sleep in the bathroom in the end
where have all the spiders gone?
Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) Posted Mar 12, 2002
i talk in my sleep, but i don't snore 
where have all the spiders gone?
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Mar 12, 2002
I've had long, detailed and rather strange conversations with my brother in his sleep when we were sharing a room
where have all the spiders gone?
Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) Posted Mar 12, 2002
that happened to my sister and i once, i think we were talking about chocolate cookies!
where have all the spiders gone?
Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) Posted Mar 14, 2002
hmmmmmmmmmmmm, chocolate cookies, really big and chocolaty with chocolate pieces..............
where have all the spiders gone?
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Mar 14, 2002
and chocolate stuffy frosen on top!
where have all the spiders gone?
Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) Posted Apr 1, 2002
*eyes glaze over*
chocolate cookies, 40p each
eeeeek
where have all the spiders gone?
The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Apr 4, 2002
::wanders in::
Hey all. Someone say something about 
?
What about the spiders? 
I don't like where this might end up...
where have all the spiders gone?
broelan Posted Apr 6, 2002
*hears the word 'chocolate'... is jolted awake*
noooooooooooooooooooo!
no chocolate!!
bad for spiders!!!
(bad for my hips, too)
*tries to spring out of her chair, but her joints are tight and she discovers she is covered in spiderwebs. settles for slowly climbing out of the chair, pulling at webs as she goes. she hobbles toward the front door, stopping by the front desk to search for a black marker, and steps outside. (all of this takes much longer than you're thinking.... remember, she's been dozing in the chair for some weeks now)*
*squinting and shielding her eyes from the glare of the sun she goes to the sign next to the door and (somewhat) hastily scrawls an addendum. the sign now reads:
dna memorial spider sanctuary
spiders of all kinds welcome
open to the public
monday, wednesday, friday
and every other odd sunday afternoon
cobwebs needed. inquire within.
NO ENCYCLOPAEDIAS!!!
*no chocolate!*
hobbling back inside she tosses the marker in the general direction of the front desk, misses completely and the marker lands in a tangle of webs under a nearby table disturbing the spiders sleeping there. groggily they scramble away.*
where have all the spiders gone?
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 11, 2002
where have all the spiders gone?
Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) Posted Apr 11, 2002
does that mean i can eat it?
where have all the spiders gone?
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 12, 2002
Yes!
where have all the spiders gone?
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 15, 2002
::: opens one eye :::
All the taste ... none of the calories!
::: closes eye again 
:::
where have all the spiders gone?
The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Apr 15, 2002
::slides down a spider web, crawls into a dark corner, and takes a nap::
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- 81: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Mar 3, 2002)
- 82: Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) (Mar 6, 2002)
- 83: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Mar 6, 2002)
- 84: Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) (Mar 11, 2002)
- 85: broelan (Mar 12, 2002)
- 86: Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) (Mar 12, 2002)
- 87: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Mar 12, 2002)
- 88: Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) (Mar 12, 2002)
- 89: Shea the Sarcastic (Mar 13, 2002)
- 90: Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) (Mar 14, 2002)
- 91: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Mar 14, 2002)
- 92: Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) (Apr 1, 2002)
- 93: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Apr 4, 2002)
- 94: broelan (Apr 6, 2002)
- 95: Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) (Apr 7, 2002)
- 96: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 11, 2002)
- 97: Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) (Apr 11, 2002)
- 98: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 12, 2002)
- 99: Shea the Sarcastic (Apr 15, 2002)
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