h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~Greebo takes the milk and doughnuts... and slouches off~

Thank you...

No problem.
It's very quiet in here. Not even any othe staff to talk to.

Where is everyone?

Evening all

Large G&T please

*realises that there is no-one is behind the bar there and helps himself leaving the money by the till *

Hi Mina - you're looking hale and hearty - can I get you a drink while I'm here?

*suddenly materializing back into armchair*

Finally! Seems things are back to normal again...

Mina, could I have a Y of champagne, please...

*walks over to bar counter, feeling the need to stand on her feet after so many hours spent in armchair*

*Kasia materializing back next to Titania*

Jeez, what was this thing yesterday?! I couldn't get through to none of the threads, becoming mysterious messages. Hope this 'something' will not be back.

*Kasia goes behind the bar and as she don't see Mina, purs herself a Y of M&C*

Titania, you want a Y also, I suppose?

Oh, I see Greebo was here - well I'm quite honoured, sorry I missed her.

And hello Lipsbury, did you get your G&T already? BTW: what do you thinka about my idea I had last ev: a book-corner, near the fireplaces with books from your library. We could change them weekly.

*Tweet breezes into the bar, trechcoat flapping behind her*
Ooooh, I could really do with a Guiness, please?

*goof arives after a long day at work and finds the book he left behind*

I was wondering where I'd left this. I see Gwennie has been neing nosey again

Is this a pub for predatory females (real and not) and submissive men or can anyone drink here?

Hello Tweetie and Goof

*Kasia purs a Guiness for Tweet'*

Goof, what can I get you? A beer or a Tequilla this time?
BTW: submissive men are welcome as well as 'anyone' - which part do you belong to, Goof?

*grin*

Thank you, Kasia!

Predatory?
*looks around*

Not right now, I think...
I believe you can feel safe drinking, Dr Goof...

Hmmm, I suppose I could leave the predatory persona back in Foxy Manor...

I'd love a beer. Do you have a bottle of Dos Equis (negra) or 2?

*goof retires to his favorite chairand keeps an eye on the females in the roon just in case*

I've got nothing against predatory females, by the way

*Pandora is jilted wake by a loud voice...something about sleeping & drinks* "Yawn. Pardon! This is just so cozy. Er, I don't mean to sound pushy but I did order a sandwhich for breakfast...with my tea. The tea was very good BTW! May I please have that sandwich now? And a pitcher of vodka martinis
with several olives. Oh, what a hangover!"

"Hello Greebo, nice to meet you in person. So
sorry abou that little mix up we had!" *blush* "That's a nice arch you've got started in your back there! (*whispers*: "In case someone forgets to tell you, I've put a bit of money into the cash drawer, so all you order here is on me. It sould last awhile. I felt it was the least I could do after the cottage & gender confusion.") *blush*

"Have you a joke for us today?"

*wander what on earth she has missed, but decides it's not worth the bother, and grabs another Guiness instead...*

As it's on the house, I would like another dry red wine please. What could be better than this - books, fireplace, no one cares if you sleep, gentle conversation, good looking young men (where have they got to, by the way?) to massage my feet.

Bliss, bliss, bliss.

*grabs three books and falls asleep on them, using them as a pillow*

*Kasia heads for the kitchen, returns with Pandora's sandwich*

Sorry dear, that it took so long.

Goof, here is your beer. What is Dos Equis? I don't think, we have it, but as you are one of my favourite guests I'll order it for you

Pandora, here are your pitcher of vodka martinis and a small bowl with olives ( I didn't know, how many you want)

*Slips into predatory femal mode*

Did someone call me nosey? Goof dearest, it wasn't you, was it? I was only admiring your excellent taste in reading.

*Is served a vodka and tonic at the bar and makes her way to the comfy chairs and fire place*

Pandora, dahhling! I see you're awake and have stopped drooling. Was it that dream about young men again dearest? Never mind! One day, hey? Oh, and thanks for the drinkies! You're kind as well as...errr...yes, well you're very kind.

*Sits down near Pandora and spies a trail of doughnut crumbs and an empty glass of milk*

Oh dear! Did I miss Greebo? What a shame. I hope you behaved appropriately this time, Pandora.

Typical, I go offline for a while and it gets busy behind my back!

Anyone need a top up?

Hello Mina,

can you give Trillian's child a dry red wine, please? And for me a Pierced Nipple.

Slowly it drives me crazy and it makes me nuts: something very wrong is going on with downloading to h2g2! It extremely often throws me out, although I can get easily to other places in the Internet. Do someone know what's the reason?