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Crossed Purposes: November 2002
Wrinkled Rocker Posted Nov 26, 2002
I think it was a Nogov salad, Caer, but I may have been looking at it in a mirror!
Pan, you know I don't bite - unless I'm invited to!
*nibbles Pans neck naughtily*
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Researcher 185550 Posted Nov 26, 2002
Hey hey hey! I just massaged that!
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Nov 26, 2002
somehow i don't think Pan will mind.
*introduces turkeys to Wilod Turkey*
We may as well marinade them
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 27, 2002
...*pushes aside RoadKill and WR...*plenty to go 'round fellas...play nice.
...*staggers into the Pub and is SHOCKED to see mari hasn't lopped even one head off the turkeys...*Ohmyhell.
We've no time left! I say pluck those birds!!
...*half dozen ButterBall, frozen turkeys come crashing through the roof...*INCOMING!!!
...*turns on her super powered blow dryer that Kasia gave her & begins to thaw the turkeys...*Mari, you're gonna' have to stick your hand into their what what's to pull out the what whats.
...*cracks open a new bottle of Uncle Jack...*
pass the lips and over the gums...look out belly... here it comes!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 27, 2002
Thasss what I call po-hic-po-hic-poetic jussssstass, hey Kes?
...*bounces a hunk-o-jellied cranberry sauce in the direction of the celabratory turkeys...*
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Gwennie Posted Nov 27, 2002
*Wanders in and ducks a volley of flying cranberry sauce*
What on Earth is making all those gobbling noises in here?
*Looks*
Awww! Cute feathered friends! I do so hope they're not staying for Crimbo...
*Starts to plot a dastardly escape plan for the turkeys involving ripping the stuffing out of Pan's couch, a fire, lots of smoke and loads of hunky firemen, provided they're not on strike at the time*
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 28, 2002
Linus!!! I'll save you!!!!!!!...*rushes over and grabs Linus by the legs and throws him over her shoulder so she can "put him out", in the alley...poor Linus is a bit heavy for Pan and they go crashing down into a pile under a table...frightening the turkeys and other woodland creatures that are coming through the holes in the roof from all the frozen turkey holes...*
Well...since we're already in the prone postion, and I have a fella' waiting in the alley...who'll rub the kinks out...
Oooooo baby baby!!!! ...try putting THIS fire out!!! Linus, is that wax I smell burning? ~~~
Who lit the center pieces?!?!~~ ~~~
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 30, 2002
..............................HAPPY BIRTHDAY SULTANDUED......................
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Crossed Purposes: November 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 30, 2002
(pay no attentio to that woman behind the curtian...she really CAN spell 'SultanDude'...jusss not so well after ingesting mass quanitites of bourbon...)
Crossed Purposes: November 2002
Just Another Number Posted Nov 30, 2002
*returns in disgust from watching ten-minutes of the soul-destroying celebration of mediocrity that parades itself as the "Top of the Pops Awards"*
Oasis? Best rock band??? I wouldn't open the window if they were playing in the back yard!!
*fortunately is trundling in a small flat-bed trolley with a huge bubbling cauldren of fresh free-range turkey stewed in an enticing, fragrant creamy bourbon sauce.*
Here you go guys, get stuck in! SultanDude can have the first helping for his birthday!!!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 30, 2002
lessss not forget the
...*ladels bourbon off before the alcohol vanishes...makes it vanish her damnedself...*
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Kes Posted Dec 1, 2002
Nice to know that Top of the Pops is still going ... but I agree! Oasis Oh well .....
*Starts muttering stuff about "younger generation etc etc*. Goes behined bar and dispenses celebratory etc.
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Dec 1, 2002
I thought oasis was something that you stick cut flowers into.
*Looks around for Sultandude and doesn't see him. Drinks the she bought for him.* Happy Birthday!
Time to move to a new month, I think. I'll wait for you northern hemisphere types to catch up and do it to it..... see you on the other side!
Crossed Purposes: November 2002
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 1, 2002
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 1, 2002
Think again, my friend...
I'm jussss sittin' by the fire, watchin' the snow flutter down...haven' a whiskey at imac...
to see who's around...Whooo-hoooo...
...*slams down the gavel...*I hereby declare December. It's the star of my pre-birthday bash.Drinks are on me!\Bubbly all around! ...*whispers...*smoke um if ya' got um
...*sees Kes smoking the ...*That isn't exactly what I meant. Ah well... ===~ ~~
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Hati Posted Dec 1, 2002
*lurks around in hope to find a wormhole to December*
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Crossed Purposes: November 2002
- 521: Wrinkled Rocker (Nov 26, 2002)
- 522: Researcher 185550 (Nov 26, 2002)
- 523: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Nov 26, 2002)
- 524: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Nov 27, 2002)
- 525: Kes (Nov 27, 2002)
- 526: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Nov 27, 2002)
- 527: Gwennie (Nov 27, 2002)
- 528: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Nov 28, 2002)
- 529: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Nov 28, 2002)
- 530: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Nov 28, 2002)
- 531: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Nov 30, 2002)
- 532: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Nov 30, 2002)
- 533: Just Another Number (Nov 30, 2002)
- 534: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Nov 30, 2002)
- 535: Kes (Dec 1, 2002)
- 536: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Dec 1, 2002)
- 537: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 1, 2002)
- 538: Just Another Number (Dec 1, 2002)
- 539: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 1, 2002)
- 540: Hati (Dec 1, 2002)
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