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Crossed Purposes: November 2002

Post 521

Wrinkled Rocker

I think it was a Nogov salad, Caer, smiley - erm but I may have been looking at it in a mirror! smiley - huh

Pan, you know I don't bite - unless I'm invited to! smiley - winkeye

*nibbles Pans neck naughtily*


Crossed Purposes: November 2002

Post 522

Researcher 185550

Hey hey hey! I just massaged that!


Crossed Purposes: November 2002

Post 523

Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer...

somehow i don't think Pan will mind.

*introduces turkeys to Wilod Turkey*

We may as well marinade them


Crossed Purposes: November 2002

Post 524

Pandora...Born Again Tart

...*pushes aside RoadKill and WR...*smiley - kissplenty to go 'round fellas...play nice. smiley - winkeye
...*staggers into the Pub and is SHOCKED to see mari hasn't lopped even one head off the turkeys...*smiley - headhurtsOhmyhell.
smiley - crossWe've no time left! I say pluck those birds!!
smiley - discosmiley - wizard...*half dozen ButterBall, frozen turkeys come crashing through the roof...*smiley - yikesINsmiley - yawnCOMING!!!smiley - star
smiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - chicksmiley - huhsmiley - starsmiley - star
...*turns on her super powered blow dryer that Kasia gave her & begins to thaw the turkeys...*smiley - sadfaceMari, you're gonna' have to stick your hand into their what what's to pull out the what whats.smiley - erm
...*cracks open a new bottle of Uncle Jack...*
smiley - tongueoutpass the lips and over the gums...look out belly... here it comes!smiley - cheers


Crossed Purposes: November 2002

Post 525

Kes

*In a quiet corner, the live turkeys hold their own Thanksgiving smiley - winkeye *


Crossed Purposes: November 2002

Post 526

Pandora...Born Again Tart

smiley - tongueoutThasss what I call po-hic-po-hic-poetic jussssstass, hey Kes?smiley - puffsmiley - cheers
...*bounces a hunk-o-jellied cranberry sauce in the direction of the celabratory turkeys...*


Crossed Purposes: November 2002

Post 527

Gwennie

*Wanders in and ducks a volley of flying cranberry sauce*

smiley - yikes

What on Earth is making all those gobbling noises in here? smiley - huh

*Looks*

Awww! Cute feathered friends! smiley - biggrin I do so hope they're not staying for Crimbo... smiley - tongueout

*Starts to plot a dastardly escape plan for the turkeys involving ripping the stuffing out of Pan's couch, a fire, lots of smoke and loads of hunky firemen, provided they're not on strike at the time* smiley - winkeye


Crossed Purposes: November 2002

Post 528

Pandora...Born Again Tart

smiley - drunkWhere's a man on fire?!?! I'll put 'im out!smiley - devil


Crossed Purposes: November 2002

Post 529

Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer...

I'm on firesmiley - winkeye


Crossed Purposes: November 2002

Post 530

Pandora...Born Again Tart

smiley - yikesLinus!!! I'll save you!!!!!!!...*rushes over and grabs Linus by the legs and throws him over her shoulder so she can "put him out", in the alley...poor Linus is a bit heavy for Pan and they go crashing down into a pile under a table...frightening the turkeys and other woodland creatures that are coming through the holes in the roof from all the frozen turkey holes...*smiley - bleep
Well...since we're already in the prone postion, and I have a fella' waiting in the alley...who'll rub the kinks out...smiley - kisssmiley - smooch
smiley - loveblushsmiley - kissOooooo baby baby!!!! smiley - devil...try putting THIS fire out!!! smiley - winkeyesmiley - ermLinus, is that wax I smell burning? ~~smiley - star~
smiley - headhurtsWho lit the center pieces?!?!smiley - star~~ ~smiley - star~~
smiley - star~~smiley - star~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~


Crossed Purposes: November 2002

Post 531

Pandora...Born Again Tart

..............................HAPPY BIRTHDAY SULTANDUED......................
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
smiley - discosmiley - discosmiley - discosmiley - discosmiley - discosmiley - discosmiley - discosmiley - disco
smiley - kisssmiley - kisssmiley - kisssmiley - kisssmiley - kisssmiley - kisssmiley - kisssmiley - kisssmiley - kiss
smiley - bubblysmiley - bubblysmiley - bubblysmiley - bubblysmiley - bubbly
smiley - rosesmiley - rosesmiley - giftsmiley - rosesmiley - rose


Crossed Purposes: November 2002

Post 532

Pandora...Born Again Tart

(pay no attentio to that woman behind the curtian...she really CAN spell 'SultanDude'...jusss not so well after ingesting mass quanitites of bourbon...)
smiley - cheers


Crossed Purposes: November 2002

Post 533

Just Another Number


*returns in disgust from watching ten-minutes of the soul-destroying celebration of mediocrity that parades itself as the "Top of the Pops Awards"* smiley - huh

Oasis? Best rock band??? I wouldn't open the window if they were playing in the back yard!! smiley - flustered

*fortunately is trundling in a small flat-bed trolley with a huge bubbling cauldren of fresh free-range turkey stewed in an enticing, fragrant creamy bourbon sauce.* smiley - chef

Here you go guys, get stuck in! SultanDude can have the first helping for his birthday!!! smiley - ok


Crossed Purposes: November 2002

Post 534

Pandora...Born Again Tart

smiley - drunklessss not forget the
smiley - star
smiley - cake
...*ladels bourbon off before the alcohol vanishes...makes it vanish her damnedself...*smiley - cheers


Crossed Purposes: November 2002

Post 535

Kes

Nice to know that Top of the Pops is still going ... but I agree! Oasis smiley - sadface Oh well .....

*Starts muttering stuff about "younger generation etc etc*. Goes behined bar and dispenses celebratory smiley - stiffdrinksmiley - stiffdrinksmiley - stiffdrinksmiley - alesmiley - stoutsmiley - redwinesmiley - porkpiesmiley - stiffdrinksmiley - ale etc.


Crossed Purposes: November 2002

Post 536

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

I thought oasis was something that you stick cut flowers into.

*Looks around for Sultandude and doesn't see him. Drinks the smiley - stiffdrink she bought for him.* Happy Birthday! smiley - biggrin

Time to move to a new month, I think. I'll wait for you northern hemisphere types to catch up and do it to it..... see you on the other side!


Crossed Purposes: November 2002

Post 537

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

hey, it's december for bob's sake - aren't we supposed to be in a new thread smiley - huh

smiley - pirate


Crossed Purposes: November 2002

Post 538

Just Another Number


I think everyone's out Christmas shopping...

smiley - santa


Crossed Purposes: November 2002

Post 539

Pandora...Born Again Tart

smiley - drunkThink again, my friend...smiley - cheers
I'm jussss sittin' by the fire, watchin' the snow flutter down...haven' a whiskey at imac...
to see who's around...Whooo-hoooo...
...*slams down the gavel...*I hereby declare December. It's the star of my pre-birthday bash.smiley - tongueoutDrinks are on me!\Bubbly all around! ...*whispers...*smoke um if ya' got umsmiley - ok
...*sees Kes smoking the smiley - porkpie...*smiley - ermThat isn't exactly what I meant. smiley - biggrin Ah well...smiley - cool ===smiley - star~ ~~


Crossed Purposes: November 2002

Post 540

Hati

*lurks around in hope to find a wormhole to December*


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