h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think I might prefer Vogon to chicken. Unless it is a chicken and rosemary pizza from 'Knead the Dough', but I don't think they do take aways.

I'm afraid I don't know any Vogons called Rosemary. Or chickens. And I've never been to Turkey. Although I do like Waldorf Salad. Mainly because of the walnuts. Which reminds me: I've been meaning to ask if anyone fancies roast squirrel. We seem to have plenty. And they're beginning to turn nasty. They've been talking to the turkeys and I think they have something up their sleeve...

The people's german pizza .... the VolksWogon?

*Pops into kitchen, inspects freezer contents, and returns with a cardboard box*

Hay, mari-rae ... maybe this would do?

*Quotes from label*

Neeta-eata TV Turkey. Guaranteed genuine made in Turkey. May contain traces of pre-processed meat .... well, quite a bit, actually ... in fact, guaranteed not an awful lot like real turkey ... but darn easy to cook. Just microwave for 7 hours

Whaddaya reckon eh?

sounds wonderful Kes

Ahhhh what are ya' all yam-mering about?
I think it'd be a good idea to start an annual Thanksgiving party here, that way the Halloween thingie can jusss sorta' run right thru to the New Year!
Mari...I'll just fly back to my cabin and grab a few wild turkeys that loll around my woods.
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They 'bout wore me out!
Well, I'll just go crack open my new case of bourbon...
I mean...lool-aid...*backs into alley...*Yeah, I meant kool-aid...really nasty yucky grape kool-aid. None of you would want any, I'm sure. ...*hopes onto her ledge and under her electric blanket...* ===~ ~~there's no place like home....WWWWWHOO-HOOOO!!!!!

*Likes the Idea of the German VolksWogon Pizza *

Hey! Like Hawaiian Pizza isn´t made with Hawaiians a Vogon Pizza isn´t made of Vogons... It´s made with those wonderful jeweled crabs they´ve got on their planet... does noone here read The Bible, I mean, HHGTTG?

I would have thought a Thanksgiving dinner in here would be something to make up for all our fuss about Halloween You know: Like in the Waltons: Pandora is Ma, Sultandude Pa, Kes and M-rae as the old folks... and I think I´d like Egon to be Johnboy (would that mean he has to go through another sexchange?

MA?!?! Mio`?I like it, I like it!
I was gonna' be the token Indian......but I can wait 'til another time to gather scalps an' stuff.
...*tucks herself under the blanket cuz IRL it's snowing like a sonofa...*
"Good-night JohnBoy." ...*fade to black...*

The chicken. If the Vogons had come first they would have sat on anything vaguely chicken- like.

...*peeks out from beneath her blanky...*RoadKill, has anyone ever told you that you are quiet 'flip'?...*wonders if she should pray to him...desides she still doesn't want to 'should' on herself...returns to her nap after blowing kisses toward the Pub goers...*

'flip'? Sumimasen, flip wa nan desu ka.

That's Japanese that is.



I'm still meant to be rubbing your back, aren't I?

What do you think?
I've kept a spot warm for you right here on the window ledge.
I'll even share my electric blanket. Now be a luv and let me get my 42 winks.
...*sticks a note on her back...'X'...marks the spot...*

Of course. What I said, btw, was, "What is 'flip'?" Or "What does 'flip mean'"

*Rubs Pan's back and whispers lullabies into her ear*

...*flips her hair back to one side...*Don't be flip with me Young Man...you're the one who put that tag after your name...
...OoooooI like that lulla...Zzzzzz....:::::::::::...*dreaming of tropical islands and men fanning her with palm leaves, feeding her grapes...*::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

So I did.

Ooooo...this one's a 'keeper'...

IRL...someone's 'trying' to get up my long, fancy driveway...lots of snow...this outta' be good for a laugh...nearly to my snow couple...best go get the salt and shovel......

*Prepares shovel, salt and videocamera. Ya never know, something really funny might happen*

...and smart too...

*Takes a swig from Roadkill's embrocation bottle*

Arigato - dom arigato ... I feel much .....AAAHHHARGH!

...*whispers to Kes...*he only share the 'cheap' stuff...
Want some grape kool-aid????

*gasp, gasp* Yea, yea ...