h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...*hands Kes a bottle of Jack Daniels with a kool-aid lable over the front...passes out, er, goes to sleep on the window ledge...*
...*dreaming of tall ships and camel chewed hats, sea sponges and waltzing in flats...turns onto her side and the channel changes back to men feeding her peeled grapes...*

Thank you, Pandora! What a nice you've given me! I wonder what is inside?

*Tears open the pretty paper and opens the box. Five wild turkeys scrabble out and begin running around the bar, flapping and gobbling...*

More livestock!!!

*Leaps as best as a 78 year old can leap, onto the bar and sits crouched with her feet pulled up out of the way of pecking poultry.*

heeheeheeheeheehee

*merilly sings*


Five Wild Turkeys!...

Four Rebel Yells
Three Jim Beams
Two Jack Daniel's
And a large Maker's Mark for me!

*with the bubbling merrily on the stove, pours herself a quick *

All that brandy, rum and sherry in the pudding has given me a thirst

...*from beneath her electric blanket in the alley...*
I'll drink to that!

Sorry about the sake. Even I don't like it.

I like Sake. Nice with Sushi...

*takes a christmas- into the darkest corner...*

i prefer sushimi...with beer.

actually i prefer beer with beer

...*now pouting cuz JAN took her idea for the 12 daze of Pubdom...*

*Sits on the bar and has a nice large The turkeys in the bar all settle in and have a nice gobble. *

That smells good, Caerwynn. Mmmmmmmmmm!

I don't like sake. Might have something to do with drinking an inferior bottle of the stuff then vomiting everywhere. And no sushi either .

Saki to me.. Saki to me... Saki to me .... Saki to me??

*Fortunately, Kes can't remember the 60's .... Rowan & Martin, Goldie Hawn, etc. ... so he doesn't even think of supplying the punchline bucket of cold water. Instead he throws a few peanuts to the turkeys, which upsets the squirrels.*

*The goat wanders over to the potted plants and begins chewing on a leaf.*

Just be thankful that I am not showing you my bodyart.

Fortunately, I do remember the 60's!!!!!!!!!!

HUGH sigh. I miss the 60's. I was sooooooooooooooo foxy.

Yes Hypatia, the older we get, the better we were!
But if I look into your eyes, I can still see that foxy !

Pan, love your blanky, girl! That wasn't a mole on my stomach - just a piece of Italian black olive that dropped...!

From a Vogon pizza, WR?

...*whispers to Caer...*don't get too close! That one bites!!!
I like that in a man...

...*feeds the turkeys bourbon spiked gumballs...*