A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Crossed Purposes: November 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 20, 2002
...*opens one eye...sees the 
...smashes it in the head with Thog's MOD Whomping stick...*
Never leave home without it. 
Crossed Purposes: November 2002
Kes Posted Nov 20, 2002
*Squirrobsteoat with headache scutters into a corner in the rafters, plotting revenge.*
Crossed Purposes: November 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 20, 2002
...*rolls over and into body armor...tosses rat traps all over the ground under rice paper...*
Crossed Purposes: November 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 20, 2002
sssssshhhhh...Sunday's a long way away. 
What's that snapping sound? 
Oh, yeah. LOOK OUT EVERYONE...
seems I've been 'sleep trapping' again.
Crossed Purposes: November 2002
egon Posted Nov 20, 2002
what the tell are those clucking traps doing on the floor of this clucking pub. I mean, are you taking the hiss> This shirt has got to end, because it's too shirty. I shall now proceed to gett mind-meltingly hissed.
Crossed Purposes: November 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 20, 2002
...*gingerly hops off ledge in her sleep...missing all the rat traps...covers Egon with rice paper before returning to her ledge...*
Crossed Purposes: November 2002
Kes Posted Nov 20, 2002
*Squirrobsteoat observes all this, and wonders how humans have managed to avoid becoming extinct for so long ....*
Crossed Purposes: November 2002
egon Posted Nov 20, 2002
*mutters in sleep*
We wiped out most of the other creatures
Crossed Purposes: November 2002
Hati Posted Nov 20, 2002
*wonders how this creature could taste if roasted on the fire*
Crossed Purposes: November 2002
Wrinkled Rocker Posted Nov 20, 2002
Methinks Man did breed all the other species out of relevance..! 
We also outlawed cannibalism 
euthenasia 
and hanging in favour of in-vitro fertilisation, heart transplants and genetic research to help us all live (and breed) longer.
Crossed Purposes: November 2002
Hypatia Posted Nov 20, 2002
hic
Why does everyone spend so much time in the alley when it's so warm and pleasant in here? Besides there are critters in the alley that are getting stranger by the minute. 
To say nothing of the four legged kind.
Well, I'm in favor of cannibalism only if you're stranded in the snow with a bunch of Amway salesmen. 
Crossed Purposes: November 2002
Wrinkled Rocker Posted Nov 20, 2002
Here's to you too, Hypatia!
It IS far more snug here than in that alley...
A 
of glüwein would be just the thing for now, wouldn't it? 
Crossed Purposes: November 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 20, 2002
HOWAM I TO SLEEPTHRU WINTER IF EVERYONE KEEPS ON RINGINGTHE DOORBELL?!? 
Nevermind, 'twas just another dream...*keeps the electric blanket around her nakedly nude body...plugs in the extra long extention cord...goes into the Pub...* I love the alley. I love to go there and relax-a-late. I also love...wait, I'm awake now, right? Never mind.
...*sips a brew of 'special' herbal tea...* Have you all met me new researcher friend?I'd introduce you but this researcher hasn't taken a name...yet...wanna' PICK a name?!? ...*bets the rsearcher will soon be picking a name...lays down a dollar...*
Crossed Purposes: November 2002
Hypatia Posted Nov 20, 2002
Lovely!
Does the pub serve Thanksgiving dinner for those too drunk to find their way home?
And do we have a large screen tv to watch the game?
Crossed Purposes: November 2002
Wrinkled Rocker Posted Nov 20, 2002
Pan, are you talking 'bout U127053?
Hypatia, never mind, I'll drive you game if you're too drunk to watch!
Crossed Purposes: November 2002
Hypatia Posted Nov 20, 2002
Now, I'm not always drunk by game time. But it could happen.
Nice to know the game will be afoot regardless.
Hey, WR. Isn't it a bit breezy to be riding your bike in the altogether in this weather? Maybe we could design you a transparent yet insulated body suit so you could give the illusion of nudity and not have to abandon your protest whilst protectiing your jewels and other bits from frostbite.
Crossed Purposes: November 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 20, 2002
Nope. Musta' got my numbers mixed or my metaphors or sumthin'. You see, I've only just awakened from a very busy dream! Seems there were a truck load of soilders and me, an' I was only wearing a gun belt when...Wha'?!
Why's everyone looking at me like that? Again?
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Crossed Purposes: November 2002
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- 453: Wrinkled Rocker (Nov 20, 2002)
- 454: Hypatia (Nov 20, 2002)
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- 456: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Nov 20, 2002)
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