h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Admires the view as E's Lego blocks are cleared of cement*

I think the Aussie immigration services should be warned about Mari's somewhat unstable friends who just might visit her one day to escape the and of the Northern Hemisphere!

*Winks at Pan who is grinning stupidly at a nice young man while he removes any remaining lumps of cement from her bare feet*

Pan! Stop it! I can almost hear what you're thinking!

Tell us then, Gwennie!

The handsome mediterranean man providing Pan with her pedicure is one Constantinides Thrassivoulos, from a southern Greek island ... known for short as Con, Crete.

Argh Kes!

*Picks up one of the remaining large chunks of concrete and drops it on Kes's toes*



*Watches in amusement as Kes drops his and skips around the pub clutching at first one foot and then the other*

Looks chaps! It's Skippy the bush kangaroo!

Oh no, does this mean that I'll have to serve all of you all over again.

** ofcourse the golden rule that we're all familliar with, when one drops his drink, everbody get's a new one **

Passes new drinks all around

!

*Drops another chunk of cement of E's toes, just so as she can get another drink*

Arutha

*spills his Drink over Gwennie*

Here, Gwennie, there´s easier ways to get a drink! Ask Arrrrutha!

*Limps back to barstool and imbibes a medicinal *

I did say almost on the same time zone Mari

not sure about the wavelength though

*joins Kes at the bar since he won't be moving far for a while*

*Joins Kes and Linus at the bar*

No man could operate on the same wavelength as a female Linus!

*Squeezes E's out of her hair onto Kes's toes and asks Arutha politely for a fresh *

Oy! Arutha! How about some fresh then?



Please?

*has some fresh and a ===*~~~*

Did I tell you lot about me going to the Danish meetup? And I haven´t evan thought of going on to Bilund and look at Legoland... I wonder what´s wrong with me

*Takes E's temperature and pulse. Wraps his arm in a blood pressure cuff and takes his blood pressure. Pulls the scales out from the Ladies loo and weighs him. Stands him against the wall and marks off his exact height. Snaps on a pair of thick rubber gloves.*

Ok, Englander... up on the table with you. This won't hurt me a bit. We'll soon have you put right.

*Sits on table...*

Doctor Mari... I think there´s something wrong with my digestion... I just can´t bite through those bricks as I used to... And I don´t think it´s a question of them being filled with concrete

:: passes mari-rae a fresh stick of butter and retreats to the other side of the room. Makes Arutha's life a whole lot easier by simply materializing a for himself. Relaxes in a corner with the , resting his new tribble - launcher against the table, and lights a cigarette::

*Examines E's choppers.*

Honey, these are only enamel... you need steel plated dentures if you want to bite bricks. Do you want me to replace them for you?

no... I am not a good customer for the dentist ...

I think I will just go and make a lego technic - brickcruncher...

I´m leaving for the meetup now

::Plato waves bye bye::

::is considerably startled by the sight of a cat waving goodbye to E::

*Hopes that Mari enjoyed examining E's choppers, even whilst wearing rubber gloves and that she soon discovers the colloquial application of the word "chopper" within the UK*

I'm surprised that E has more than one chopper, never mind a full set!

*Sips her and admires Thog's tribble launcher*

You know Thog...Smoking is bad for one's chest!

*Folds her arms to muffle the purring sounds emanating from the region of her own chest*