h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I juss love MODERATORS
...I say Kes
...*takes three down doesn't pass them around...*
And therez 78 ta' go...

D, lied?!? Awww that's a lie...

THOG!!! Were you taught to touch yourself like that in public? And if so, may I have the addy of the school?

Well why not avoid ing slurring Egon sweetness, then one won't get moderated?

I swear the back log gets heavier and heavier each time I'm away from hootoo for more than a week or so!

What on Earth have you lot been doing to have made "that" many postings?

*Wakes*

HAH! I got that... Backlog... 78 Martinis, standing on the wall, 78 martinis standing on the wall, and if Ol´€ get´s one down his throat ´n´all, then it´s 77 Martinis , standing on the wall...

We´ve got a german version of that song which is sure to be moderated because of racial prejudice or whatever... it´s called "10 kleine Negerlein" (Ten little negros) And that´s realy brutal... they die one after the other....

So go on Martiniing...

*Has the Martini No.78 and No. 77...*

...*takes down #76, 75, 74, 73, 72 & 71...* Wha'? Those were good years *hic*

Gwennie!! You're not after me to return your E in anytime soon are you?

And today I got a postcard...it was beat to hell...*wonders if her friends 'down under' wrestled over who got to mail it...doesn't care...takes down #70 & 69...* I juss know we're gonna' regr-regr-re*hic*-be sorry we drang sho marni mantoons...*doesn't care...*

trust you to take 69 Pan

*settles for 68,67 and 66*

Hey, i was born in 66...

If i keep going like this i won't be able to remember the 60s

Please don't do that....

65, 64, 63, 62, 61...Off the wall. brithday shoooters with martinis. We're definitey getting commpulsed here. Remember we started passing one around. What a rush! A power chug at that. MD Lie down with the dawgs! gulp and spew What fun (wobble), but don't fall down.

Linus...leave it to you to speak up about 'that' number... Ever notice how the h2g2 symbol looks like 69???

...*takes down four more martinis...has not idea how many are left...doesn't care...*

The way my screen paints, the upper left block with h2g2 logo on it paints first. the logo looks like a tattoo around a navel, momentarily. whew. Takes down another couple of martinis, goes off to curl up in a corner. MD

*Takes down martini 54 and swigs it. Cackles to self because her birth year may or may not be in this general vicinity...*

Pandora, I am so sorry to hear about the postcard. I am sure your friend had all good intentions. Aren't you supposed to fold it up like a little airplane and sail it?

I have a post card arrive recently too and it's in such pristine condition, that it is now mounted on my fridge/freezer.

I love politically incorrect songs E!

You don't have to bother replying to my Email Pan as I'm sure that you're far too busy having a wonderful time planting your garden out!

It's absolutely fabuloso here in NE England today! Sunshine, blue skies, little fluffy white clouds, the birds are chortling and it is "almost" warm! It "almost" makes one feel guilty about sitting indoors when there's gardening to be done!

Takes down martini 42 out of turn, takes a little sip. Grabs a loaf of bread, says "forge chief petty officer of the Navy speechless", tears off a little hunk and eats it.... Puts the loaf and martini 42 on the .

Hey, everyone gets a sip of this one if they want. MD

Gwennie- what part of NE England are you in?

the nice place, didn't you hear!???

I'm just lightly psed off because I'm at university in Sunderland (also NE England) and it's not sunny here. So either she's lying, or she's in some mythical part of NE England with nice weather.

*grumble, mutter, grumble*

Oh, and also D- "The nice place". You've never BEEN to NE England have you...

::takes the proffered sip of martini #42... eyes cross... legs shake... reality wobbles::

Navy? No.... Snausages really don't mix well with squirrels... 42!!! 42!!! 42!!!

::passes out cold::

::wakes up::

Whoa! Hey ever'body! Get over here and partake of the #42 martini! It whups buttocks!!


(Pan -- yes, I was, and no, you can't -- I suspect you're already quite proficient in that arena)

*Doesn´t take another Martini... takes a instead...*

Let´s go for some of the old stufff...

...but... E, it's THE martini! It's the cosmic one, the one we've all been waiting for!!
Wait... have you read the RL HHG to the G???

...*takes a sip of #42...*...smooth...

...*takes a pint mug & begins to pour martinis into it...* Kes had the right idea!! All that reaching...too much...just too much...

...*kicks Gwennie on the shin ...* I forgot to put a shoe on first! ...*drinks her pint-o-tinis...can't recall what she was upset about...* Oh yes...my garden!
...*pulls MD's shoe off...drags her foot over to Gwennie...lifts her leg and kicks Gwennie on the shin, proper...* It snowed today....tomorrow....wind chill is 8 degreezzzzzz.... Oooo tini rush.......*twirls arond and throughs MD's shoe back to him...hits him on the head...* I say...good shot!

...*falls over reaching for another martini...* thud

*pours martini in the general direction of Pans mouth*

Just trying to help...