A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Crossed Purposes Pub: March 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Mar 19, 2002
::bashes E upside the head with a cup of 
, and he slumps over, out cold.:: 
There! When you wake up, we'll see about that 
and 
.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Mar 19, 2002
OKAY 
EVERYONE PIPE DOWN E. & THOG ARE TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP! 
Yo' M-rae...could mean MEANA*S too!!
Now D. before you go yelling at me for being mean to M-rae...you should know ... we are sisters. 
MD
You're sure handy with a 'puter. 
Where the 
is Kes? ...*glares at M-rae...* you know the threat I gave him??? 
well...it goes for you too!! Have you killed him already?? Aw skip it...I'm sure he went with a smile on his face! 
...*Begins a virtual drinking binge...*
Crossed Purposes Pub: March 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Mar 19, 2002
::contrary to popular pinion, Thog is NOT trying to sleep, and E is passed out cold, so everyone can make as much noise as they well please.... ::
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Mar 19, 2002
Thog, go to your room!!!
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Researcher 168814 Posted Mar 19, 2002
dreams D is trying the go-to-your-room-trick, that works with E and Ottox... but can´t get Thog into the picture...
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Mar 20, 2002
Hmmmm.... I dunno, m'Lady... I might consider it were you to give me some incentive, you know, say..... oh, what if you were there waiting for me with bells on and not much else
? I would GLADLY go to my room in that case... otherwise, hermmm.... NO!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Mar 20, 2002
Yo' Thog!
...*takes blanket from the blu/ble goo couch & covers E....lifts his head & then realizes she has no pillow...drops E.'s head
*
...one hundred glassed of martinis appear on the wall...
she takes one down passes it around...now there's ninty-nine glasses of martinis on the wall...
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Mar 20, 2002
Just don't pick on Englander, Thog, and I won't take you by the ear and lock you in the Bar Bacchus bathroom again!!!!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Mar 20, 2002
You get him Missey!!!
...*takes down another martini & passes around now there's ninty-eight glasses of martinis on the wall...*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Mar 20, 2002
I love what you have done with the wall, Pandora!!!!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Mar 20, 2002
thangish
...*takes one down passes it around now there's nindy-sheven glassish of martiniz on the wall...*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Mar 20, 2002
I've decided I'm going to write about you for one-third of my second test for my mythology class... the other myths just aren't as interesting...
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Mediocredane | Keeper of Opposable Thumbs Posted Mar 20, 2002
Takes one down and passes it around...ninety six glasses of martinis on the wall. What a great idea!
MD
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Mar 20, 2002
*grabs a martini for herself and that makes 95 left .*
Kes is sitting right there at the bar where he has been sitting for the past year. 
*goes over and shoots Kes with her mantra-rae. He wobbles, but stays put keeping a solid grip on his .*
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Mar 20, 2002
ninedy-f-f-f-*hic*-four.
Shay D., if you want any insider informashion,akgs me anything,
id'll be our lil' sce-sce-sce-*hic*-we won't tell anyone.
Kez you ole' stuffed shirt...ya' could at the very least have a martini. Ya' know...help out the cause. ...ninety-three...
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Kes Posted Mar 20, 2002
*Kes lurches to the wall, clutching his pint mug. Sploshy tinkly sounds ensue*
Hey! Know what? I just discovered it takes 
s to fill a pint mug.
Hic! That makes 85 martinis left on the wall.
*Falls over*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Mar 20, 2002
Actually, I lied and have decided on Eros and Psyche... half the women in the class will probably choose you, Pan...
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egon Posted Mar 20, 2002
Afternoon, everyone. I think I need a drink.
81 matinish s******g on the whirl
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Mar 20, 2002
::wishes vaguely that he liked martinis... ::sigh::
D, I wasn't picking on E -- he requested some sleep, so I gave him some sleep. And frankly, considering the end results of the last time you hung me by my in the Bar Bacchus bathroom, I seriously doubt that you'd want to do it again... Otherwise, 
bits of me may be following you throughout the many threads you frequent, and we both know you don't want that... Or wait... Do you??? Perhaps you'd like to inspect the results from last time?? ::tugs at his loincloth suggestively::
::materializes a ten - gallon jug of 
and begins chugging it with abandon::
Well, I've gotta keep up with tha rest of you drunkards, don't I??
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egon Posted Mar 20, 2002
I can't believe they moderated my f*cking slurring back there!
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- 201: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Mar 19, 2002)
- 202: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Mar 19, 2002)
- 203: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Mar 19, 2002)
- 204: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Mar 19, 2002)
- 205: Researcher 168814 (Mar 19, 2002)
- 206: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Mar 20, 2002)
- 207: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Mar 20, 2002)
- 208: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Mar 20, 2002)
- 209: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Mar 20, 2002)
- 210: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Mar 20, 2002)
- 211: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Mar 20, 2002)
- 212: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Mar 20, 2002)
- 213: Mediocredane | Keeper of Opposable Thumbs (Mar 20, 2002)
- 214: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Mar 20, 2002)
- 215: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Mar 20, 2002)
- 216: Kes (Mar 20, 2002)
- 217: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Mar 20, 2002)
- 218: egon (Mar 20, 2002)
- 219: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Mar 20, 2002)
- 220: egon (Mar 20, 2002)
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