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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Jan 10, 2001
There you go - my memory did let me down once more ~ Sobs uncontrollably ~ 
There again - it's been a while.
Bassman 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 11, 2001
Don't worry; I don't remember anything about the 1960's either... 
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Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Jan 11, 2001
I thought this thread was for poking fun at drummers? Where's the jokes?
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but lots of light bulbs!
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Jan 12, 2001
God - I didn't think I looked ~ THAT ~ old........
Can't remember anything from the 60's - HUH 
Just in case you're interested I left school in 1979 ~ AND ~ I got an "O Level" in English lit!! 
Bassman
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 12, 2001
WELL!!! At that time, I wasn't even BORN, buddy!!! 
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Researcher 206267 Posted Nov 1, 2002
how do you get a drummer off your front porch?
pay him for the pizza.
what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
homeless.
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Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Nov 10, 2002
What do you call 10,000 drummers at the bottom of a lake?
A good start!
why do bands only take 20 minutes break between sets?
Otherwise they'd have to retrain the drummer!
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Cati Bach Posted Feb 8, 2003
Apologies if you've heard these...
What do you call a beautiful woman on a drummer's arm?
A tattoo
What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit?
The accused
- drummer's moll
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Patches (God of nothing worth being a God of) Ps: 24-4+13+0+9=42!!!!! Posted Nov 11, 2005
refering back to the guitarist that locked the keys in th van joke, what would the bass player have done to get the drummer out?
Wake him/her up!
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- 41: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Jan 10, 2001)
- 42: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 11, 2001)
- 43: Silly Willy (Jan 11, 2001)
- 44: Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) (Jan 11, 2001)
- 45: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Jan 12, 2001)
- 46: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 12, 2001)
- 47: Researcher 206267 (Nov 1, 2002)
- 48: Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) (Nov 10, 2002)
- 49: Cati Bach (Feb 8, 2003)
- 50: Patches (God of nothing worth being a God of) Ps: 24-4+13+0+9=42!!!!! (Nov 11, 2005)
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