A Conversation for Musician Jokes

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Post 41

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

There you go - my memory did let me down once more ~ Sobs uncontrollably ~ smiley - blue There again - it's been a while.

Bassman smiley - cool


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Post 42

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

Don't worry; I don't remember anything about the 1960's either... smiley - winkeye


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Post 43

Silly Willy

And I wasn't born until the 80s!
smiley - silly


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Post 44

Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!)

I thought this thread was for poking fun at drummers? Where's the jokes?

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?


One, but lots of light bulbs!


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Post 45

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

God - I didn't think I looked ~ THAT ~ old........

Can't remember anything from the 60's - HUH smiley - steam

Just in case you're interested I left school in 1979 ~ AND ~ I got an "O Level" in English lit!! smiley - nahnah

Bassman smiley - cool


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Post 46

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

WELL!!! At that time, I wasn't even BORN, buddy!!! smiley - tongueout


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Post 47

Researcher 206267

how do you get a drummer off your front porch?

pay him for the pizza.

what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

homeless.


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Post 48

Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!)

What do you call 10,000 drummers at the bottom of a lake?

A good start!

why do bands only take 20 minutes break between sets?

Otherwise they'd have to retrain the drummer!


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Post 49

Cati Bach

Apologies if you've heard these...

What do you call a beautiful woman on a drummer's arm?

A tattoo


What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit?


The accused

smiley - cat - drummer's moll


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Post 50

Patches (God of nothing worth being a God of) Ps: 24-4+13+0+9=42!!!!!

refering back to the guitarist that locked the keys in th van joke, what would the bass player have done to get the drummer out?
















Wake him/her up!


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