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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 3, 2001
Tiny Tim!??
OOO!!!
::sings:: Tip-toe!!!!
Through the tulips!!!
No percussion jokes?
Silly Willy Posted Jan 3, 2001
I think you're entirely right. I entered the musical world on the violin and had fun for 4/5 years but then I took up the piano and there's really no comparison, it was like turning on a light-bulb. I love the piano, my only regret is that I didn't try it sooner! 
No percussion jokes?
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 4, 2001
Piano provides a foundation for all music, I think... 
Glad you like it!!! 
Did you know the piano is a percussion instrument!??
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Silly Willy Posted Jan 4, 2001
Yes, although I have a lot of trouble persuading other people of this!
No percussion jokes?
Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Jan 4, 2001
What's the difference between a drummer and a bass player?
????
Usually about half a beat!
How can you tell there's a drummer at the door?
The Knocking gets faster!!
No percussion jokes?
Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) Posted Jan 4, 2001
Hmmmm!
A drummer that advertises using a linux box .....
your either lying about red hat, or..
you're really a drum tech!
Zarniroop (Ex-President of the universe)
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Silly Willy Posted Jan 5, 2001
Ohh the agony of choice, I can either admit to being a drum-tech thus loosing and social status I had, or I can pretend to know nothing about Linux, and...errr...loose any geek status I had.
Umm...
No percussion jokes?
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 6, 2001
No percussion jokes?
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 6, 2001
No percussion jokes?
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 6, 2001
::bites her thumb::
No percussion jokes?
Bluebottle Posted Jan 7, 2001
Are you biting your thumb at me??!?!?!? 
Bite this one 
(anyone who has read "Romeo & Juliet" will know the biting of thumbs is a serious insult.)
<BB<
No percussion jokes?
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 7, 2001
"No sir... but... I do bite my thumb, sir... "
No percussion jokes?
Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Jan 8, 2001
It's been 21 years since I last read R&J, was it Tybalt and Mercutio having that conversation? Does my memory serve me well.......? 
Bassman 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 8, 2001
I love Mercutio!!! He is my favorite!!! Probably the closest character to myself... ok.. so I am a mix of him and Juliet...
"I see Queen Mab hath been with you!!!"
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- 21: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 3, 2001)
- 22: Silly Willy (Jan 3, 2001)
- 23: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 4, 2001)
- 24: Silly Willy (Jan 4, 2001)
- 25: Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) (Jan 4, 2001)
- 26: Silly Willy (Jan 4, 2001)
- 27: Zarniroop (er.... I'll think of something amusing to put here soon!) (Jan 4, 2001)
- 28: Silly Willy (Jan 5, 2001)
- 29: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 6, 2001)
- 30: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Jan 6, 2001)
- 31: Silly Willy (Jan 6, 2001)
- 32: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 6, 2001)
- 33: Silly Willy (Jan 6, 2001)
- 34: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 6, 2001)
- 35: Bluebottle (Jan 7, 2001)
- 36: Silly Willy (Jan 7, 2001)
- 37: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 7, 2001)
- 38: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Jan 8, 2001)
- 39: Bluebottle (Jan 8, 2001)
- 40: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 8, 2001)
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