h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's telling him!

*sticks her finger in one of the s* yummm... black cherry...

:: in waving a lightly smoldering wiener dog on a stick and wearing nothing but a pair of old Trekkie ears::



:: out::

*floating in, in haste*

Greetings fellow Muses!

I'm desperately looking for someone to take care of The Beer Tent for this upcoming event: *leaves invitation and drifts off, in a haste*



HARVEST FESTIVAL 30 AUGUST-1 SEPTEMBER!

You are cordially invited to a Harvest Festival on
the Village Green (on the north side of the river)
in Village de la Vavoom
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Villagers with friends and relatives welcome!

Musicians and help with arranging the festival wanted!

Contact Titania in the Bluebells Cottage A424478
if you are interested in contributing!

*is still at Thog's by Trekkie ing*

::strolls through picking small bits of pink fluff from his teeth::

Hey hey hey...

Someone is looking for a lunch companion... please think about it, thanks!!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/FFM63392?thread=206956&skip=0&show=20#p2348727

*sits at the bar, sipping on a kahlua and , watching alligator wrestling on the tele*





(oh I can't watch - did that gator just get his leg?)





*continues sipping on her kahlua and

::peers very closely::

Ummmm.... no, that's not his leg...

Eeeek!

YAY!!!

I think that calls for another Dragonfly!

..Any excuse!???

Well, probably it was your cheerful reaction to that poor bloke on TV what just got his taken of by a 'gator... mebbe not, tho


::considering the merits of writing a Guide entry on how to brush your teeth with small green furry things, Thog grabs his whompin stick and goes in search of the elusive little er...::

*walks in, the click of her heels echoing in the emptiness*

hello???

Gee.. one little gator and the whole conversation dies...

*decides to raid the bar*

Hiya Batty!

Where is everyone? And did Thog ever find the little green furry thing?

*whomps the fridge a couple of times with the double-barrelled shotgun to get it going, dusts off the bar and materializes an *

::staggers in, gasping for breath and a ::



Lord! That little er... is ing fast!!!

Michele, darling, that's a QUAD - barrel shotgun, just for reference

::materializes a , slumps into a seat, and lights a ====~~::

D`you know Thog, you`re the only other person I`ve met on h2g2 that enjoys a ====~~~
Nowadays, enjoyin` a ====~~~ almost makes you feel like a social outcast..all these "NO SMOKING" signs, every which way

Well `em..gimme a light, mate!

Ahhhh... ====~~~...That`s better...