h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think it's time that Thog came back and started "whomping" the refridgerator again... I think it ate the dishwasher.

Heh heh heh... He's truly a character.



I'll have to see what I can do... But we'll probably be better off buying a new fridge.

It'll be fun... ummm... we'll have a fundraiser... and then a field trip to pick out a new fridge!!!

(Yeah... I know... getting Thog back here sounds a lot more enjoyable to me, too. )

him for being so cute and memorable and lovable!!!

I think he`s a pain in the in a**e.

And I hope you tell `im I said so

.... I have to write all this down...

Why is he a pain in the in !??

Michele, when you say that the fridge ate the dishwasher, you mean the machine, not the person I hired last summer to wash the ....

Oh .

Unhuh... looks like the darn thing ate the stove also!

Lurcher my good to see you again sweetie! you've surely been missed!

Now, did we ever find that blasted little green furry thing? I certainly don't want it bite me on the ** while I'm straightening up this place!



Gee it's good to back here!

You tell grumpy-puss Thog to get his in ' sorry loincloth back here right now!

Herrrmmm... I think you LIKE the threat of being bitten on the by the green furry creature!!!

Hee hee....

::ahem::

I'm working on getting your messages to him. Really... ah yes... lots of things I want to tell him!!!

You know I haven't seen the green furry thing in a while.. I hope Thog didn't mistake him for one of the hedgehogs..

Ewwwww..... that's probably what happened, though...

My condolences for the green furry thing!

Now - what does one have to do to get a cold and a decent grilled cheese sandwich around here?

OOOo... would you like ham on your grilled cheese sandwich!?? Or for a dollar more, would you like the grilled Havarti and bacon and tomato on sourdough sandwich!?!??

*brings in her Georgie to make sammiches*

Here.. thought this would go well.. besides it started giving me a dirty look this summer when I used the outside grill and last night I found it trying to sneak into my shower with me to shock me!

OOOO!!!!!... Thanks Batty!!! I love these things!!!

*peers at the menu, suddenly looks startled*



Well I'll be! It looks as though Wartopotamus burgers were never taken off of the menu!

I'll have one of those please! With a big slab of chedder cheese melted on top, a glass of raspberry iced tea (with a lemon wedge in it please!) and a slice of while you're at it!

Too bad Thog isn't around, the refridgerator looks as thought it's eaten a few milk delivery men lately...

*senses movement to her left*



*sees nothing - goes back to reminiscing about the bar*



*hears scurrying noises again to her left, sees a flash of green fur disappear behind the bar*

*watches as a wartopotamous burger scurries across the bar toward Michele*

I thought I was the only one who ate burgers that rare!