h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Or Rhine wine and weinerschnitzle?

*looks at the VW* You can have it if you really want it, FABT.. though I can't make any promises on it since I was trying for something entirely different..

Just beat it with a big stick -- it'll be fine



::returns to his second-darkest corner with a fresh or three and a ===~~:

*concentrates on materialising a and a hot pink Harley appears in front of the fireplace*

Hmmm... now how did that happen? Something odd is going on around here... (I mean odder than usual)

::stares at the Harley::

Michele, that was pretty ing cool!! Granted, 'tis a bit ing ugly, but what the Hmmmm... let me try it...

::materializes a ::


Doesn't seem to work for me... maybe you just need a little more ing practice?

i would be happy with any vehical as long as it runs...




and it's not too ugly





and someone else pays for it




and for the insurancetaxMOTservice






and its got alloy wheels








and is a cool colour








and is soemthinig really neat looking like ummmmmmmm a new toyota corola.






not asking much really

*looks over Michele's spell* here it is... you misspelled hops and got a hog... though I can't find anything to account for the sheer hotpinkness of the situation...

::peers over Batty's shoulder::

Hmmmm... well, you have to bear in mind that these things can be highly affected by the sheer intent of the one casting it... Michele, dear, were you thinking of your ho red TYHAC gloves when you cast this? That might explain it...

*looks up at Thog then closes the collar line of her shirt a bit more*

Now, it, what'd you do that for???

*tries again*

(thinks really, really hard... OH QUIT LAUGHING YOU'RE DISTRACTING ME!)

*materializes a lime green Triumph*

Wow! I didn't think you could even get those anymore!

*Hangs about just in case an AC Cobra turns up by mistake*

*Always the dreamer *

*hands Lurcher an Air Conditioner with a cobra on it* Is this what you were looking for, luv?

Of course, really, you never COULD have gotten a lime-green Triumph... ugh!

Ok, m'dear Michele, I think maybe we should start by concentrating on the colors of things... this place is starting to look like multi-flavor sherbet...

*looks at Thog while she concentrates... looks at him very hard... um, I mean concentrates very hard ... Thinks of a nice stoutish colored ... and.... and...

Thogs loincloth turns fluorescent orange...

Well, I am a graphic artist you know - color's my game and, well I think I was a bit distracted

::hurriedly looks under his loincloth::

Whew!!!
Well, as long as it's just me loincloth that turned orange, that's fine...

Very droll, Batty, the air conditioner plus snake, very droll

I adder n`idea you`dcome up with something like that

you bet your asp, Lurcher dear..