h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oo errr missus!

Do you think you should have put something that um... ehh... "powerful" (for lack of a better word) in the hands of the God of ? I mean - not that he'll "abuse" (again - for the lack of a better word ) the power, but come on dear... it's Thog for heavens sake!

yes it is, isn't it...

O' course, the REALLY odd thing is I'm not even wearing that loincloth -- It's pleased to see you all by itself!!!

Funny -- most of the trouble I get into, I don't even know about till after it's already happened....

Welcome to my world, Thog..

Gee, I've never had that effect on an article of clothing before

*sacrifices a few to the God of and a handful of beer nuts to the designer of the new groovy-cool loincloth *

::quaffs and sighs happily::

*sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

I think I could get used to this!

The God of is appeased for the moment, oh loyal worshiper... now return to your people and inform them that their God is happy and there will be much for them this year... particularly in the winter... Maaa Haaa Haaaa haa haaaaa!

Now... where's that icepack?? I think it may be best to appear unmoved by this commentary...

Goes forth amonst the uncivilized researchers of h2g2, spreading the gospel of ism and extolling the virtues of their new god and his amazing loincloth ...

We, the God of , are ing pleased... we would and , then perchance some ultra naughty age for your loyalty and righteous mission, but uningfortunately, 'tis against our principles, so please accept this as thine coronation as the First Priestess of , my most able Daughter... may the be with you...

this may give the CoHT a serious run for it's money... TEWA!!!!!!

Methinks I've been ed!

Oh most froody and awesome God of hear my plea! Amongstststst us now is the ever froodalicious Lady Dragonfly. Who in her time has ed the good for nothing more then the joy of age! I ask that you her with your grace and accept her also into your temple of extreme !

*sacrifices the required amount of and beef jerky to please the God*

*installs a fountain in the Temple of Extreme , for daily sacrifices, annoitments, baptisms, pool parties, etc.*

*Oh yeah, and a beef jerky and beer nut dispenser*

beef jerky and beer nuts??? Oh! I'm in!!!

Some people will do anything for a quick !

Un`ealthy, that`s what it ing well is!

It`ll all end in tears

... SILENCE!!!!! The God of is considering the most ical correct way to handle this situation....

::a deep rumble, as of distant thunder, fills the Temple::


The God of has reached a decision. Our Most Holy and able First Priestess of has puteth fortheth a eth pleaeth for the salvation and initiationeth of Our Beloved Musemother to the sacred mysteries of the . We say this: Leteth the Musemother come of her own willeth and volitioneth to petitioneth before Us, the God of , for a place withineth the inner circles of , for noneth othereth may truly speaketh for her.
To the petitioneth of Our most humble and loyal Batty, who has beeneth kindeth and supportiveth to Us even unto Our direst times, We say this: Welcometh, Battyeth, to the mysterieseth of Our ing ers, who doth , , and untileth the cowseth doth come hometh.
WELCOMETH, BATTYETH, SECOND PRIESTESS AND KEEPER OF THE HOLYETH NUTS.
Beernutseth, that iseth.
We, the God of , shall now take a short break from Godlyeth duties to consume with much ing relish the sacrifices that Our humble believers have offered up unto Us.

::steps down off the mysterious golden throne and begins quaffing , while smoking a cigarette that appeared suddenly, fully lit, in His hand::

*twitches the HT in excitement* Woohoo!!!

*hands Thog a Holy Beernuts*

We thank you, Our Second Most able Daughter, and accept your gift of supplicance with gratitude and ness. May the be forever strong with you.