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YAY!!! Thog's back!

And I never thought you did it either...

(oooh! is that a new loincloth?)

hi guys,......

nice loin cloth thog.......

anyone for and and ?

FABT

Well, I never thought I`d say it, but... Welcome back Thog!!!!
And, the next time you do a runner, make sure it doesn`t coincide with forest fires

mate!!

I agree! I'm not entirely sure who we could find to uh.. fill your loincloth..

Exactly! Oh, I get it...

It had to be said.. and I couldn't think of another way to say it...

Thank you, all, for your concern and welcome... it's good to be back. I have missed my and in this place...

As to the loincloth... ::looks down:: no, it's not a new one, really -- I was forced to steal this old lady's handbag to cover myself with... I mean, I couldn't very well just walk in naked, could I???

I hope mari-rae will forgive me -- I'll buy her a new one as soon as I can find my hedgehog...

*hands Thog a spiffy new loincloth, fully loaded with hedgehogs* Here you go, dear.. try this one on.. I kept it just in case you came back nekkid or something..

OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Thanks, Batty!

::sighhhhhhhhhh:: It... it.... it's beautiful!!! ::sniff, sniff::

I've been saving it for your return... especially since your loincloth seems to have flown off the flagpole at the penthouse and ended up in the horse stables near Central Park..

OH!!! Is THAT were the ER ended up? I was wondering -- I've only been looking for it for about 6 months now... I imagine it caused quite a stir in Central Park... hee hee hee


::takes mari-rae's handbag off his and ties his new loincloth on.::

Wow... perfect fit! Did you sneak up and measure me while I was asleep, Batty? Well, it worked, if you did... Thanks!
::materializes a and a ::
Here, have a for your trouble -- I'm sure you could use it

::swigs some and lights a cigarette::

Drat it Batty!! You`ve beat me to it

I`ve just had one run one up out of Velco for `im, all special like.
Covered in sequins and silver baubles and everything. A special inbuilt ice-pack, for those moments when it`s best to appear unmoved, and a quick release device for those moments when it`s not.

Ah well, I`ll just have to try and sell it on the net.
Got to get my money back somehow.

WAIT!!!! Really, Lurch old mate, I'm sure I could use a spare.... here, I'll trade you for it... whaddya say?

DONE !!!......

(And I probably have been)

Oooh.. now that's a spiffy one, Lurcher... maybe Thog can wear it to the xmas party at the penthouse..

Sweet! Thanks, Lurcher! I'm sure the ice pack will come in particularly useful at the XMas party...

now whatever do you mean by that, Thog?

Well, YOU'LL be there, won't you dear??

hmmm... what does this button on the side of your loincloth do that's marked "emergency only"?
*pushes button*

oh...





OH!



I didn't even know that was possible!

Ooops...I forgot to mention the in-built * Pleased to see you * enhancing device...

Sorry about that!