h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That was the cooleth!

I fear we have a nonbeliever in Lurcher... Maybe we should annoit him with a few rounds of and then hope he will convert!

Hmmmmmmmeth... No, We think that Lurcher shall ever be a nonbeliever, despite Our most strenuous attempts... We have no desire or need to convert those that do not wish conversion...

Hey, you should check out my PS, Michele and Batty -- y'all are official now!!!

A bit OTT, wouldn`t you say ?

Have a lovely time together..

Lurcher, haven't you heard it's illegal to use the term "Over The Top" anywhere on H2G2?? Sheesh, man, grab a and relax a bit!

OK, and yeah, maybe it is a little bit ummm... extreme, but what the , it was fun makin' it, so it.

Woohoo! I'm famous!

Um, will we suffer any recriminations for cavorting with nonbelievers ocassionally? *blows a kiss Lurcher's way*

Ehhh -- nahhhh... Lurcher's harmlesseth, he just likes givin everybody elseth eth. We even toss him a every now and theneth...

YAY!!! That's what I like to hear!!!

Yeseth, well, in his hearteth, Lurcher is actually an avid supportereth, the eth is just not close enough to the surfaceth for him to admiteth iteth...

Hereth, Lurcher me mate, have a on me....


eth

Now pardon me if I don`t lithp, but though an unbeliever, I will drink with almost anyone, even you Thog/Petal/Title I can`t bring myself to utter.

So, me owd mucker...

Now, the whole 'eth' thing should not be confused with a lisp, though to an uneducated fleabag...erm.. prime canine as yoursefl, I can see why you might be unclear....

What's the title you... oh.... hah.... you realize you're mostly responsible for all of this, old mate? You started it with the "withdrawals from the account" comment.

I KNOW! I KNOW!

*Buries his handsome lupine head in his hands in mortification*

...so I owe it all to you, me old matie....


BWAAAAAAAAA HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

So, what you`re saying is that I, an Unbeliever, inadvertently was instrumental in creating the monstrosity which you have become? And for which you are actively canvassing for recruits? And , worse still, have appointed Priestesses to this unholy alliance from amongst my close friends?
IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING ??

Ummmmm... let me think..... YES!!!! HAAAAAAA hah aha ahaha!!

* Retires for a period of contemplation, to consider the ramifications of this shocking revelation.*

* And also to consider what could possibly be salvaged from the disaster...after all, what`s done is done *

Don't worry Lurcher dear, may priestessly duties won't take me away from you...

However - the dinner bell might! Off to a dinner/dance 25th wedding anniversary with my mother and daughter in tow! Three generations of mouthy Thomas women at the same party - how will they cope?

The mind boggles !!

Have a great night

Bye Michele!

Lurcher, ya old dog, you, if'n I'd'a known what you were sayin 'bout me 'round the way, I wouldn'ta gone so far out of my way to aggravate you.... But what the , I guess...

Have a , and don' let me bug ya!



::departs for the eve::