h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*steps away from Lurcher, her hair askew and breathing a bit heavily* I know I am...

*applauds*

*takes a bow then stumbles to the bar for refreshment*

*Can`t seem to get my lips to work*

::is having extreme difficulty not being a jealous God, so retreats quietly to his Temple for some nice relaxing sacrificing and a ::

*gropes Thog on his way to the door* I'm an equal opportunity er...

Go for it Batty, give `im the full treatment!

Good luck Thog

*snaps on a fresh pair of ho red TYH&C gloves and chases Thog out the door* Woohoo!!!!

....wow... you can REALLY feel the love here!!!!

You see, m'Lady? See the love and joy that the hood is spreading... plus there's perks!!!! Just ask Batty and Michele...


::vanishes abruptly as His Second Most able Daughter creeps up behind him and grabs a good feel::

::reappears::

Yes, well, ahem, 's a good thing I've got this ice pack in place... whoooooo!!!

::steam begins to rise from the ice pack pocket:: Ummmm... anybody know where I can get some fresh ice???

Best thing is to let it all hang out, mate..it only hurts when you struggle..

Very wise words indeed!

::ahem:: Yes, well, to be quite honest, I haven't let it ALL hang out since m'Lady D left me hangin by me in the loo way back when... Hurts when it drags on the ground, don't you know...

*puts her wading boots on as it quickly seem to be getting much, much deeper in here... *

aint it the truth...

Well, y'know, I do what I can to entertain... If it doesn't work sometimes, y'know, it.

...I did not leave anyone hanging by anything....

You mean you forgot already?? , m'Lady, you'd think you'd remember such things... go back about two, maybe three months... you'll see.