h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome one and all to HVS VR... the restaurant at the end of the carnivores.

As you can see the decorations are up, the food and drink are prepared, and all that remains now is to party like its on sale at $19.99 *to quote a certain shop keeper*

A whole week of vegetarian fun and frolics, without a fast-food chain in site.

Mine's a please bartender...

~A~

~Greebo creeps in and grins happily~

Can me have a cold glass of milk please... a straw... oh... and seeing its a celebration... can me have one of those little umbrella's please...

Happy Veggie Week Greebo! *blows one of those little plastic trumpets*

Let me get you that drink... *fills a glass full of fresh cold milk, pops in a straw, and tops it off with a little umbrella with donut pictures on it*

I say... have you lost weight? I'm sure you're an e thinner than you used to be!?!

*offers Greebo a donut from a large assortment* I'm not sure who brought these, but I highly recommend them. *wipes sugar and crumbs from around mouth*

~A~

A carnivore! Drinking milk! At a veggie-party?

Let's not be felinist now Pierce.

Can I get you a drink too? A perhaps?

~A~

Happy Veggie Week everybody!
*blows alphorn*
I brought some popcorn, with sugar
or with salt or without anything

Aye - better to have the meat eaters in here finding out that vege food's tasty than having them outside in Ignorance (big, disturbing place - would hate to think of any poor soul there). Anyway, who said Greebo's milk was in any way animal related?

Happy partying

*puts down enormous box of party-poppers and numerous non-all-of-the-above cakes with 'Eat Me' enscribed in the top so as to distinguish them from himself, and goes to the door with his juggling clubs to welcome people in*

*makes grand entrance wearing glowing white robes, with apocalyptic music playing in background*

Oh wait, I'm not Zarquon anymore, am I?

*music stops, robes stop glowing*

While I AM a vegetarian wolfman! That's got to count for something!

*off key trumpet note*

Thank you!

Hey everyone, glad to see you all here! I guess it's really about time I learn those emoticons. I did learn one though: . That's me in a couple hours (virtually, of course). please!

So, does anyone know any virtual drinking games?

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Me a vegetarian nor a vegan... me can eat animal products.. such as milk... ~grin~...

~happily tucks into a doughnut...~

*Bounces in, sees Greebo just about to consume a doughnut and launches across the Party room*

G-R-E-E-E-E-B-O!!!!!!!!!

*Squashes Greebo's doughnut and spills her milk*

Oops! Does anyone have some wet-wipes (Greebo seems to be covered in milk and sugar)?

GWENNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!1

~Greebo huggles Gweenie...covering her in milk and sugar...~

Would you like me to lick you clean... ~wicked grin~

*Enters bearing large, bulging, and altogether rather odd looking sack. A quick glance round the room confirms the fact that the time for sack opening is not yet upon us. Smiling to all present, vogonpoet puts it in a corner, and gives a big grin*



Hey folks, howsit all going? Did somebody mention organic ?
And would anyone want any ?

Hummus and bread! Mmm. Though only if the people I talk to don't mind garlic...

Would people be offering hummus and bread around if the minded garlic?
I think not

YAY, I brought fresh bear's garlic from my garden - it stinks the best!

*Perfect timing*

Hummous and bread! Excellent hangover cure ande breath freshener when you wake up after drinking too much cider the nite before!

*Takes place by door and frisks people coming in for illegall substances and meat pies, is disappointed to not find either*

Pssstt... Pass the s and illegal substances. And do you have any nut-free cashews? Thanks!

Hey, I have an idea. Let's play vegetarian trivia. I'll start. Whoever gets it right has to come up with the next question. Try to ask questions that you know the answer to. We don't want this to turn into an all day research project. OK here goes:

Approximately how many vegetarians live in the USA? (hint: the U.S. population is approx. 290 million)

6.268.457 ?

Mine's a , please.
And anyone of the vegan non-artificial illegal substances