h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, well if you'd have said that in the first place, we'd have found it straight away...

Hmm, just got back from Ask Jeeves... Q "Who is the mass-murdering alcoholic footballer who moonlights as Speaker in the House of Commons?" A "You may find these sponsored results helpful: Help for alcoholism (http://www.adhd-becalmd.com)"

Now I'm even more confused, is it anything to do with
multiple siring of a litter of different coloured pups
in a Dogs home run by an Alcoholic ex Boxer from Labrador

~jwf~ thot he mighta got it too.

But somewhere between balancing all the colours of the rainbow in one hemisphere and several people named Oliver in the other ... uhm ...I forget.


~jwf~

OK
Another shot in the dark red green blue

red and blue might refer to the two Beatles albums

dark might refer to Harrison's Dark Horse label

Green - Apple records?

club - cavern

So I'll have a guess at "book" and the white album

http://www.whitepages.com.au/wp/

I'm very impressed with all the effort you're going to, but you're still completely wrong.

B

You set a hard puzzle for a 1 year old master B...

I haven't the foggiest, I'm off out to buy some silly t-shirts...

C'mon Master B, you haven't acknowledged my observation that someone named 'Oliver' is involved in each of the pages so far.

The name Oliver is the only other commonality I perceive besides the references to a colour which everyone else seems to consider significant in spite of your repeated dismissals.

I am reminded of the old joke about a newspaper being black and white and read all over and tempted to suggest this atrocious pun - all over / Oliver - is at the root of your question.


~jwf~

http://pages.prodigy.net/g_dymowski/fanfic.htm doesn't seem to contain any Oliver, altho there are a couple of mentions for an even sillier name.

Actually it seems none of the original four links do !
Omigod, this is worse than last week when I posted my answer to the wrong thread. Must go see one of those ..uhm ..y'know the people that an apple a day usually keeps away. I tried using the same apple for several days in a row and all it did was shrink. Shrink! Yes that's the word I was looking for.


~jwf~

I'm beginning to think that the only connection
is the one we're using - a computer, or this going to be
another of those 'sort of' equations which work 'nearly',
or works provided you have the inside information required to
understand the links, ie a Phd in the life cycle and sexual
habits of the Axolotle, or similar.

"Axolotle", is that the Greek philosopher chappie with the attitude problem?

Hey jwf, that probably means that Oliver is still closer than some of my guesses.

However that's not going to stop me trying

http://www.ifsja.org/humor/124.shtml

And so it came to pass that the lord answered Job saying, yes, if but one of the denizens of this thread is still awake and still working on the solution, it behooveth me not to interfere.

And so it was, that despite an overwhelming majority opinion to demand that Master B get on with it and somehow settle this irritatingly unsolvable question, the lord did stayeth hith hand.

But Job did quiver. For he knew the lord.

~jwf~

Wow, that was really impressive, ~jwf~!
Saint Tone himself couldn't have put it better...

...Oops...I seem to have blown my cover...

We could always pummel Master B into submission with very long boring pages, masses of popups, or the world's slowest loading pages

http://home.earthlink.net/~ac6qj/idx001.htm

OK, Michael Jackson owns the rights to the Beatles songs soooooo.......

http://www.sangrea.net/thetruth/hell2.htm

Oliver Clothesoff...

Or just ignore him!!!

Okay this question has been up for one full week and there are grumblings and growing restlessness and boredom....

It has been a full day since Master B last posted, but allowing for the Lord's Day, church attendance, Sunday drives, picnics, etc., I'd say we better get him to wrap this up somehow so others can play thru.


"Monday, Monday...
So good to me..."



~jwf~

I'll give it one more day. But it really shouldn't be this hard. Maybe you're not thinking along the right _lines_.

B