h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Sultandude comes in (in disguise[false glasses, nose, and beard])covered in yellow paint*

"Yo dudes! I'm for champagne! A pint of it please! Anyone seen seven?"

Seven what?
Are you being greedy, sultandude?
*looks round for someone to flirt with*

Seven of Nine? She was around somewhere.

"Yah, seven of nine! Lost in Scotland missed out on the 3some too. Errrr, how did you recognise me?"

Didn't you think to change your name, hon?
Erm, I could've ~sworn~ her offer of a threesome was directed at Lost in Scotland and Shellers...
...I'll have to go back & read that thread again

threesome? where? what have I missed?

"Surely you have enough in the queue to have an asmanyasyoulikesome!"

well, that's true. Especially as I bought my corset today at long last.

been out for shopping with FC?

Yes, but she didn't get much. I kind of got excited and dragged her off to Camden.

"Corset's, bondage hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"

THINKS-A little scary wow, should I really be thinking of this bondage thing or the dungeon, what would Princess Toy think?-

It's very nice. Lots of laces.

Princess Toy?

"Yes Princess Toy. She's the RL girlfriend."

THINKS-Maybe I should visit the dungeon after all-

Come on over, it's open to all.
But no RL allowed.

MINA!!!

*looks for Mina and her new corset*

I'm here.

2" to start, what do you think?

Wow! This new corset looks really good, Mina.

How are you all, folks?

Thanks Kasia.
I am very pleased with it. I'd like to get another one.

Hi, Kasia.
Hi, Mina.

Mina, I'd wait until your body adjusts to the frist one before you go out and get another. You might need a smaller size

2" sounds small enough to me