h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh... has he been eaten?

I just don't know Tav. I just don't know.

shall we go and search for him?

Lets.

*gets a torch and puts on her shoes*

Ok. Any idea where we shall start?

Let's look in the werefrog first?

Noooo!

Come on! It'll be comically amusing!

poor Mala

Do we have a scanner or something else that won't hurt?

I have a syringe of morphine. Will that work?

Er, no, it won't.

*retreats to the safety of the rowan tree*

*morpine stab from behind'd*

You should be losing all feeling soon

Hmmm, EC seems to be poking the ground.

It's not all frog what glistens green!

Oh shnitzel. I think I jabbed myself with the morphine/LSD. Wee! Lookit all the pretty colors! I can smell blue

*goes to see what the impas are doing*

Smells like cookies...

*CYBERHUMAN walks into the café and heads over to the counter. He sees that nobody is behind the counter (as usual) so he sighs and then goes behind the counter to make himself a cup of and a nice . After a few minutes he emerges with the and , heading over to one of the tables to sit down and consume it*

hi, Cy
Sorry, no idea why no imps are there when you come.

*CYBERHUMAN looks up from his table, having now finished his cup of and his , and says*

Perhaps you could advertise in the window of the café for some more imps to come and work at the café, which would speed up the time it takes to serve each customer and would therefore lead to an increase in profits for the place. I know all about effective business management as I once stayed with the Galatron Mining Corporation as a V.I.P. for six years.

Hm... or maybe not an imp but someone else. We have so many imps already.

*CYBERHUMAN thinks carefully for a moment*

Yes, that may be the better solution. Just as long as we sort through all the applicants and choose the best people, or the best creatures, for the job. I've seen the universe, and it has many inhabitants who you simply couldn't trust at all, but it also has its fair share of inhabitants who you could trust with your life. Perhaps it would be best to choose the latter rather than the former with regard to applicants?