h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Cat emerges from the bag with a plastic card and a small piece of paper in her mouth. She gives them to Kes*

Thank you, cat.

When MK gets to the airport, he will want his credit card to access the new Swiss acount in which his gains are kept. he will need the PIN, which, being new, he has not yet memorised. He will look in his wallet ..... and be most upset.

*Holds up credit card and paper with 4-digit number*

Ladies - you have about 5 minutes left. Peaceful - *Hands over the card and paper* - you go first. The ATM is in the corner of the courtroom there. Take what you want - as much or as little as you want, then it's GB's turn.

I shall wait at the door and wonder ..... will either of you ladies buy me drink?

I'll be waiting.

*The cat is out of the bag; she runs to the ATM, for she is curious about the outcome.
*Kes is not. He is curious about who will buy the first drink.

Four minutes - better get on with it, Ladies.

* PE looks around... she is no longer interested in the money... the others can have it.

* she leaves in silence.

CAT: "Your turn, GB - for all the Survivors, if you like. On the other hand, I know of a Cat Haven in need of funds ...?"

*GB rushes to the ATM & withdraws £1 million dollars...
takes it back into the courtroom & divids it amonst all the Survivors who turned up for the trial...
Turns to Kes and says: Now then, Kes, your place, mine, or Foxy Manor?

*Kes looks at GB, then looks at PE, who is heading out of the door. He looks at the cat, who shrugs.*

Hmm. Decision time again. Good job I'd already decided.

*Kes turns to camers and smiles*

*Fade to Black.

*Cue end title theme

*Roll end credits.

*rounds of applause all round the gallery*

*the court's empty*
*everyone seems to have forgotten that her honour is unconscious*
**was* unconscious*
*Tweet struggles to her feet and flops into her chair*
*mutters*
Not guilty.
NOT GUILTY!
I just.... I can't... in my court... when he...
*a tear runs down her face*
*after holding in her emotions (although possibly not her bias) through the entire trial, she gives in*
*moments pass, and Tweetie gets a grip on herself*
Lying wanker. He deserved to be punished...
*shrugs*
Then again, I can always burn down his manor...
*runs a hand over her bar, and then strides out*
*there's a pop behind her, and the court folds up and leaps into her pocket*
I wonder if arson's my style though...
Whipping- painful for him, fun for me.
Now there's a possibility
*grins, and flies off into the distance*

And so closes another chapter of history.
*Will flies off after Tweetie*
I wonder if I can stop her from saintacide

*flies a little slower when she realises Will's chasing her*
*decides that she won't let catching her be as easy as he thinks*
*changes direction and winks at his expression*

Playing hard to get?
*Performs a sweeping arch through the air on an intercept course with Tweetie*
*At least that was the idea*
*Ends up crashing into Tweetie*
Sorry I was distracted by....yes well here we are.

*realises that emerging for breath might be a good idea at this point...*

Whatever for? We're immortal

*grins*
Good point...
*makes use of it....*

I'm tempted to say
*Will makes use of his saintly power to force bits of his body to grow 7 times its normal size*
but that would be wrong of me so instead,
*Will makes use of his saintly power to force bits of his body to grow 700 times its normal size*

Praise the Lord!

I've never heard it called that before

*Will realises that h2g2 haven't provided a smiley for what he's doing to Tweetie*

*Tweetie realises that the smiley for her reaction is somewhere in between:*

*and*

congratulates himself on wiping all the previous entires off the page
Really? I thought it was more between and