h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ummm, I'm sorry, but I didn't realise I actually volunteered...
But while we're here, I will. Here are my details (and my description had better be changed- my family *love* me )
Name: Archangel Tweetie
Age: 16
Gender: Would a bloke really call themselves Tweetie?
Profession: high-school senior, journalist for the Post, ACE, Archangel, lens-glazer. My, I am a bust girl
Charisma: Gosh, I don't want to seem immodest, but then I don't want to undersell myself- 7 and a half? 8 if I achieve a tan...
Now, how many bikinis will I need?

Hi,I'd like to join in on the little island shenanigans, as I've always wanted someone to call me "little buddy." Unfortunately I'm rather tall, but, maybe some maiming will take care of that. I'm a 17 year old male, shy at first, but lot's of leadership and heart, and lots of pants. I'm know plenty of martial arts, and living with my parents is enough training for the law of the jungle type situations. I can also play a mean accordian, and cook Ramen noodles all by myself. So can I join please? I'll be amusing, I promise.

Hello Soop !!!

You're just lucky...

Only two spots left, and one is yours...

I'll update your details on the mainpage later...

But check out the intial thread here 'thunderbirds are go' !!!

Then go to the mainpage here...

http://www.h2g2.com/A401950

You are a member of the Cragi Tribe...

Good Luck !!!

M.K*

Don't know if I've arrived in time -

age: between 20 and 200
gender: female
profession: mad scientist...

very charismatic
very beautiful
peaceful

Welcome Onboard Peaceful Earthling !!!

Couldn't resist the million dollars eh...

The same drill as above, but your one of the Yapong Tribe...

Good Luck !!!

M.K*

Although we already have our 18 survivors treading foreign sand, I am open to tempting suggestions, bribery, or just plain charismatic charm...

So if you want to be one of the couple of floating places left, you had better start tempting !!!

M.K*

Yikes!

Yapong, here I come!!!

Hope the million dollars are worth it

[thanks! I will survive!!! ]

Kiddo: Hi. Could there be a new thread on the survivor page for somewhere in the forest?

Yeah, and how about one for being at the umbrella drinks cabana. Hee hee. *kidding*

* M.K says enigmatically... *

All in good time...

M.K*

Kiddo: Com'mon, I have plans to do in the forest.

Should there be a thread for inside the secret passages?

I have noticed that the 'Carry On...' element in the last couple of weeks which people rather enjoyed...

So, I'm in the process of setting up an English Manor House where guest will come to stay...

It will run a line through the Carry On movies, Fawlty Towers & all those really annoying middle-class British sitcoms which try to get us to sympathize with them because they couldn't go to the Alps for holiday, so they went to Bournemouth !!!

So if you are up for a saucy, ribald time... make a reservation today !!!

http://www.h2g2.com/A423695

BTW please leave any suggestion you might have...

(Start Date to be advised...)

Thanks

Lord M.K*

You never give up?

I'm actually more of the ingenue type, but there is a bit of saucy and ribald in me, I think . I wonder who can bring it out of me...