h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*starting to get excited*

*Grins*

Oh, come on! Two days don't go by at CLI without some plasma monster attempting to burn down the continent, or a few dozen robots going crazy and trying to murder everyone! If I can keep the monsters quiet enough that the people in Lil's Atelier barely know what's going on, I think I can handle a psychology interview.

Um, Hello. Like, I'm a really cool, exciting bloke. Well, anyway last year I knocked over my stamp collection, and I've been really busy putting them all back on the right pages.
I could be really, really useful in a dessert environment. I eat all the pud my mum puts out for me, and I fancy the idea of a dessert island like what your advert says.
I am getting my glasses fixed next month, and I will be able to see then, so after that I will be so busy finishing sorting my stamps, but my friend said I should get outside and meet people, and suggested I apply for this, and I like that, as long as it's indoors, and comfy, and the people won't shout at me or anything.
I'm now putting a sample of my anorak into the Charismometer slot in this machine, and don't worry about the photo, I was trying to hide my bald patch when the flash went off, but I look quite cool, really.
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Your getting excited ox?
I'm dying here, I have been waiting the longest
now we even get a free phycological examination! This is really great, and it's just getting better!

Greetings to Chrome & Kes !!!

I'm sure you be made to welcome on the Island ...well, at least until the food runs out

If you would be so kind to funish us with some personal details Chrome. Although for some strange reason, I have the feeling we have met somewhere before...

Later this week, I might even arrange for a 'joyflight' over the 'secret' Island in question. Although, cameras or GPS devices will not be permitted...

M.K*

*drops small packet of assorted Commonwealth second class (franked) in excited surprise*
Right. I'll be waiting, but I musn't stay out late without telling Mum, and I've got to be back for my cocoa ...

*Looks directly at Matthew, a stange look comes into his eyes.*
I do know you from somewhere... *ominous music plays*

Well, I've kinda drifting round h2g2 since March this year. I got a job at the h2g2 Space Centre, and I am a Master Duellist (not sure how that could come in useful on the island, but u never know). I am retro-fitted with so much electronic equipment you could find me in a crowd with a metal-detector.
Also, my predeliction for guns has landed me in a few scrapes a couple of times ... but no-one was hurt!

*shameless plug* Oh yeah, and I run a hotel at http://www.h2g2.com/A370496

It is my pleasure to announce that the chopper is about to take off for the flight to the 'Mystery' Island. Please observe that the windows will be shielded as to not reveal its location...

http://www.h2g2.com/A401950

Please do not post any information ahead of time...

Thanks...

BTW Is Afgncaap5 still unavailable to take part ?

M.K*

P.S. I've already put up something up Chrome, if you need it changed please advise.

ooo, looking better and better!

Kiddo:Oh! I'm not too late to apply am I? I think it could be really great if I could be part of this!
Please, please, tell me I'm not too late!

One thing, Matt, the link on my name links to Zax's page. Pleasexsort that out...

Oh yes, and duelling is another of my hobbies (You can replace alcohol with that, if you like.)

Here's my application info:
I am an 18 year old male. I'm not in it for the money because I'm already a millionare.
Choosing your own charisma would be kind of hard wouldn't it. Let's see, from 1 to 10 I'm somewhere around a 7 and a half.

Like I said before, I can't make it to this one. If there's a second survivor, I'd like to apply for that one, though. Put my name first on the list for the second island voyage (if there is one).

When do we land? Has anybody got a spare brown paper bag?

*blows up an airsick bag, sneaks up behind Kes, and pops it loudly, directly into his semicircular canals*

Oo. l've never seen anyone's eardrum actually physically -shatter- before. Neat.
Do it again, Kes!

Pardon? What?
*removes residue of stamp hinges (used as earplugs) from ears*
Are we there yet? If not, where's the loo on this flight. I didn't go before we took off.

Welcome Zack !!!

No, you're not too late...

I'm sure a millionaire will be made to feel more than welcome...!!!

Will add the details Chrome...

M.K*

My name is Dan, and I'd be more than happy to fill the spot of the lazy person the rest of the team wants to vote off.

Do I know you ? You look familiar...

I'm sure you could fill that role...

M.K*

*tries to memorize the landscape of the island as best as possible from the chopper*

Did I miss something or what gear will we be allowed to carry? When is the official start time so none of us get left behind? (or buried in the thread!)