h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now, if we get that entity Spherical Cows lncorporated involved, think of all the pun we could have...

Mo-o-oving right along, aren't we?

Aww, what the heck. I'd like to apply for Survivor H2G2. I can cook, I can sew, I can make fire using powers of my mind alone, and I have an abrasive personality that'll guarantee that I won't be winning any money anytime soon. Check me out at my home page...

I'd love to apply, but I don't think that I'd be around during the time that this is going on. If there's going to be a second one, I want to apply for that one.

Oh dear....look who has joined, if we just get eatsmice in here we will have the whole gang! I warn you, don't worry about butterknives, its matches you will have to keep off the island!!!!!
*remembers the magical night in the majic forest*

So, when will we be able to view an official list of the contestants and their stats?

Probably not until they officially announce it, and we get more researchers in here.

Whooo boy, count me in
Hi Lintilla, ox, Odra, better make it four, eh?
I've found these really good barbecue matches that are extra long
Male, thirtysomething, good at skinning chickens, tickling fish and starting forest fires using nothing more than a flint and an unused tampon (really!)

I welcome you...er, plural !!!

We almost have enough for a group already...!!!

* M.K ponders that he had better go off & put the main page together for next week... *

M.K*

i'm glad eatsmice found his way here!

l can do you one better, eatsmice...l've started a riot using nothing but a lighter and an unused tampon (really!)...
Oh, actually, l think l also flashed the crowd prior.
*smiles at the memory*
Good times.

Well Lintilla,

I'm sure you prefer to eat something at little higher up on the foodchain !!!

Less competition...

M.K*

Odra,
With our reputation now, I think bar-b-q food is going to be on the menu most days...
or will that be flame-grilled

I'm sure you could manage fried, if you put your mind to it.

Aha! All well met indeed!

Hi, eatsmice! I hid well underground for a while due to...well...let's not count on roasting THIS ox this time!

I don't think we will have trouble keeping warm

Does anyone object to CLI performing a few psychology tests on the people on the island? Especially those who get kicked off the island soon?

Hi, I'm Chrome.

Do I have to tell you all about myself?

Affy, dear, after interviewing most of the people on -this- island, the entire CLl staff is going to need a considerable stint of psychotherapy...