h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

At customs you will be getting the FULL rubber gloves treatment...

So there will be no unfair advantage.

You will be required to pack relevant clothing, you will be issued with a sleeping mat & sunblockout lotion...

Plus the WAP phone of course...

Anyone found calling out for Pizza delivery, will be roundly admonished by the marshalls & ridiculed by the general public at large...

A chopper will come sometime Monday morning, once it lands you are free to disperse to your camps & surrounds...

M.K*

Which clothing counts as "relevant"?
*looks down at his long dark trenchcoat*

Well you decide...

M.K*

Kiddo: Yay! But don't put me down as Zack, my name is Kiddo. See, I'm at the end of the list of names. Don't wory, none of the others will come along.

*winces at the thought of rubber glove treatment*

Kiddo: Oh you did put me as Zack. Sorry, my falt. I should have told you earlier.

*hopes she can count several coils of ignition wire as relavant clothing. But it's jewelry, l swear!*

So what else can we take?...and put me down for Factor 25 suntan stuff please! I burn.......
How about my 12" Bowie knife, fish hooks, string, 2kg semtex pack, etc???
do tell............

*is putting on her blasting cap earrings, and fashioning beach thongs out of C4*

*Considers sending Ampton to spy on the goings on and make life hard for the Survivors*

*begins hiding food and other important things in his jacket*

*not wanting to be unprepared, ox takes a traditional approach to the rough venture...a hearty meal, lots of vitamins and a long sleep*

z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z...

*Discovers that fish-hooks sewn into underpants is perhaps not such a good idea..........*

Are you still taking applications.

*DD runs up with crumbled poece of paper*

DD's Chairsma reading = 42

*Passes a note between the castaways*


Will smuggle food to the highest bidder!

Although a dinner of seaweed now and again for the iodine and fiber is almost a treat, ox considers taking Affy up on the offer and decides to secure a supply of chocolate.

*slips a note back to Affy*


Food l can live without...what about ammo, or a few choice selections from the Lab arsenal?

Ammo you want, eh?

*Odradek turns round and notices that Chrome has a number of bulky and conspicuous shapes underneath his trenchcoat.*

Also ... to the highest bidder. *devilish grin*

Affy......
Daily fix of Mbougatses and donuts from the cafe.
A few pounds of semtex each week for the fishing, harpoon gun for when we want to barbeque shark steaks.
Ready to negotiate

Guys,
With Odra on the other tribe, we might need some kind of bomb-shelter manufacturing implements........

*Uses detonator cord to tie bootlaces (handy to cut down trees quickly)*