h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Soft colours?

You can love your lunch!

Look, let's not bring up the affair I had with that tuna on rye. It was four years ago and it was purely lust. It didn't work out in the end, though...she wanted to go to the Atlantic, I wanted to go to Canada.

Never trust a tuna!

Midge, if my little wanted to eat you it would already have happened

But as I'm still talking to you she hasn't

*catches a whiff of something fruity and sniffs Gloria's breath*
Mango! I'd know the smell of it anywhere! You don't suppose she's vegetarian?
*sniffs Gloria's breath and examines her teeth*
A-HA! BROCCOLI! You now have nothing to fear, Midgetmodget! Well, unless an evil wizard turns you into a celery stick.

*phew*

Ah. Nice dragon....

*phew* is right! No one light a match! Ugh!!

*watches as Gloria stretches her neck out so midge can scratch under her jaw*

See midge I knew she likes you

[Scarecrow Stan]: "The mutter-er, erer-er! He's onto-me..."
*Keeps going, looking for somewhere to well, go and hide at*

Does Stan weird you out, too?
*watches Gloria and has an idea* Do you think she knows this island really well? Maybe enough to show us where some treasure is buried? Or where we can find some really hot women?

She probaly does know the island but she may not be so keen to let us know where the young ladies are

Someone get this dragon some mangoes!!
*races outside and searches frantically for tropical fruits, returning with an armful of mangoes, pineapples, coconuts, and bananas for Gloria*

Well, she's not ness young, but she's certainly hot!

She does seem to get excited about bananas doesn't she?

.....................


I have been violated. I am going to take a very long very warm bath now.

*tickles under chin*

*grins as Gloria closes her eyes in pleasure at midge's attentions*