h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This natural harbour is cut into the eastern side of the island like a sandwich that someone just took a bite out of. It is sheltered to the north by an overhanging cliff. There is adequate room in the harbour for mooring several average-sized ships.

*Staggers down the gang plank from the Fang*

'Ello? Any one about?

Me.



Hi.

Right, you, where's the treasure then?

*Carefully selects an Italian duelling pistol from his vast selection, waves it threateningly at a point about a foot to the left of Fish's Freak and falls over*

Bugger... I think I overdid the rum a bit...

Call yersel' a cap'n?!

*Stands up and sets off to an as yet undetermined part of the island to explore.*

*peers over at the island and catches a small glimpse of movement*
Ummmm....is it just me or was that a scantily-clad native girl?

EC probably stole their clothes again.

Er.....are we going to explore this island a bit and perhaps find some treasure? Or at least stretch or legs a bit and build naughty sand-sculptures?

Ooh! I vote sand-sculptures!

I be votin' fer buildin' naughty sand-sculptures and *then* goin' off to find us some treasure! Arr!

*Swigs rum, falls over.*

*Starts building a sand castle*

*starts building a 'sand castle' *

*starts building a life-like sculpture of her former partner, complete with seaweed pasties*

*builds sand heap*

Sculpture not a strong point.

*Watches water slowly washing sand heap into the ocean*

Fascinating work, m'dear! What do you call it?

It is "If it won't last, and no-body will see it, how will anyone know?"

Brilliant!

*Films sand heap being destroyed with a video camera*

*Long shot of ocean waves*

*Upside-down shot of ship*

*Back to the last remains of the sand heap being washed away into the ocean*



Ah, video art!

Edit it, add some lift music, and we'll sell it as a relaxation tape. Then the crew can go to the Bahamas.