h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, this is video art!

What we need is a dead chicken and some steel wool.
Ooh, and if we can get an actual castle being washed away into the ocean... that'll be perfect.

Erm... How far are we from tintagel?

*takes dead chicken and steel wool from bag*
Ummm....who's navigation officer?

Not me. I get lost going from bow to stern.

*wanders around aimlessly then stumbles on a piece of driftwood, tripping and falling on her face*
Hey! Look! ! They go....that way!

Lets follow them, then...

Bout time. I've been lying here pointing for a week!

Can't a kitten have a half term in peace?

*sigh*
*begins following the cautiously*

This was quite curious...when I returned to my PS I found this:

From h2g2
Harbour
(Posted: Yesterday)
(-1 new posts, Last reply: 5 Hours Ago)

And the count goes up....after that one up there, it's now -2. With this one it'll be -3, I presume.

Yeah, I thought that was weird a few days ago. It's when you click on the number of new posts, rather than the time that the last reply was posted.

I got one of those...

Mabey the made a post wander off.

*follows toward big creepy cave opening. there is a sign outside that says, "beware the leopard"*

Um....any volunteers to go with me?

A cave. Can I bring my spanner of Not so delicate adjustment, just in case

Bring whatever you like, mate!

*gathers up courage and enters cave*

*enters cave*

*lights torch and ducks as several bats wake up along with Batman*

*stands next to WHN and wishes he'd bought two spanners*

How did batman get on our island so quickly?

No idea...oh, wait, it's not Batman. It's just a comic book geek.

*shoos away comic book geek*

Hey...check out this filing cabinet. It won't open....try your spanner on it.