h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

With pleasure

*lifts up front of filing cabinet with spanner and reaches underneath to dislodge locking bar*

CLICK

Which draw would you like to inspect first?

Let's go for the third one down, no-body ever expects the interesting stuff to be in there.

*pokes a stick inside the third drawer, just in case of spidies*

I have the utmost respect for spiders...as long as they leave me alone!!

*reaches into the drawer and pulls out...*

Papers? What the....demolition plans for the house of "Dent, Arthur"? Construction plans for a bypass?

Are they the originals? 'cause if they are we could have some fun with them

If you know how to check, go for it!

*gives papers to Chronomanicmechanic**rummages through second drawer*

Lemme see...stale snickers bars, dusty kilt, copy of "Philosopher's Stone"....ooh! Some little baggies with a strange smelling herb inside.
What, oh what, should we do with it?

* looks at plans and starts to giggle*

If we move this line and this line the bypass will become a mobius loop!

What do the herbs taste like?

*taste*

Hmmm....they might be good in brownies.

Cocoa beans! Mmmm...

Lady P welcome

Would you like a to go with that

*shrug* Sure.

Is there anything else in that filing cabinet?

Files.

Nail-files.


*shrug*

You mean someone has filed nails?

According to size or type?

Chronologically.

Scarey

Shall we proceed further into the cave

Yeah, let's check this out a little more!

*wanders into cave a bit further with Chronomanicmechanic*

Who all is with us?

I'm with us!

Unless it's a weekend.

*looks around*

If it's just us, then let's go. There has to be something interesting in here other than nail files and bypass plans.

Is it my imagination or is there light up ahead?