A Conversation for Lazy B*****ds
Lazy B******s (and co)
One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Aug 16, 2000
*after being awake for sometime, finally has gathered enough strength to open eyes and mouth*
I think maybe its about time I... nah..
*goes back to sleep*
I am a Lazy B*****d
Researcher named for a cat Posted Sep 1, 2000
Considered "?" then "!", decided !&? Take too much energy.
I am a Lazy B*****d
Researcher 99947 Posted Sep 2, 2000
Ugh? wha? dllllllllllll *drop of drool spittles down cheek*
I am a Lazy B******d
Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Sep 4, 2000
*Wanders in bemused. Considers introducing herelf but simply can't be bothered*
I am a Lazy B*****d
Researcher 99947 Posted Sep 5, 2000
*makes a few unintelligle "ugh" sounds, points, gestures with his left thumb, suddenly is enveloped into lounger chair, blissfully, due to his exhaustive gesticulations*
I am a Lazy B*****d
Bumblebee Posted Sep 5, 2000
*Feels an itch on her knee, conciders scratching it.*
*Nah, dont think so.**
Zzzzzz....................
I am a Lazy B******d
Witty Moniker Posted Sep 5, 2000
*rolls over, nods to hezher, stares at spot on wall*
I am a Lazy B*****d
Stealth Munchkin Posted Sep 5, 2000
I *am* a lazy b*****d, but I don't remember saying so... oh well...
I am a Lazy B*****d
Technoyokel (muse of poetry) Posted Sep 6, 2000
*spots comfy chairs, curls up happily, sleeps*
I am a Lazy B*****d
Researcher 99947 Posted Sep 6, 2000
*considers yawning, but realises that his jaw would most likely suffer a charlie horse, as he can't quite remember the last time he bothered to open his mouth that wide*
I am a Lazy B******d
Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Sep 7, 2000
*takes the nod to mean "welcome, join us" and with a sigh of relief flops onto the nearest chair. Hearing the muffled cries for help she realises she has just sat on Technoyokel. With barely enough energy to grunt apologies she rolls off onto the floor.*
I am a Lazy B******d
Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Sep 7, 2000
*takes the nod to mean "welcome, join us" and with a sigh of relief flops onto the nearest chair. Hearing the muffled cries for help she realises she has just sat on Technoyokel. With barely enough energy to grunt apologies she rolls off onto the floor.*
I am a Lazy B*****d
Babel17 Posted Sep 8, 2000
*almost laughs at the sight, but can't even manage a smile. Too exhausted. left corner of mouth twitches ever so slightly. If anyone was active enough to blink, they could have missed it.*
I am a Lazy B*****d
Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Sep 9, 2000
*Thinks about thinking about moving, but gives up because its too much effort*
I am a Lazy B*****d
Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan Posted Sep 9, 2000
*Some underpaid lackeys open the door, and wheel in a very comfortable chair containing a very comfortable Big 'Evil' Dan. His eyes open, and the chair is wheeled around the room so that he may see everybody. He makes a small gesture, so insignificant that most people would miss it. Dan, however, has had years of practice at this, and the gesture is understood by all to mean:*
Hello. I too am a lazy b*****d.
*He then goes completely limp.*
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Lazy B******s (and co)
- 81: One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available (Aug 16, 2000)
- 82: Researcher 99947 (Aug 26, 2000)
- 83: Babel17 (Aug 27, 2000)
- 84: One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available (Aug 28, 2000)
- 85: Researcher named for a cat (Sep 1, 2000)
- 86: Researcher 99947 (Sep 2, 2000)
- 87: cafram - in the states. (Sep 2, 2000)
- 88: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Sep 4, 2000)
- 89: Researcher 99947 (Sep 5, 2000)
- 90: Bumblebee (Sep 5, 2000)
- 91: Witty Moniker (Sep 5, 2000)
- 92: Stealth Munchkin (Sep 5, 2000)
- 93: Stealth Munchkin (Sep 5, 2000)
- 94: Technoyokel (muse of poetry) (Sep 6, 2000)
- 95: Researcher 99947 (Sep 6, 2000)
- 96: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Sep 7, 2000)
- 97: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Sep 7, 2000)
- 98: Babel17 (Sep 8, 2000)
- 99: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Sep 9, 2000)
- 100: Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan (Sep 9, 2000)
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