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I am a Lazy B*****d
Babel17 Posted Sep 19, 2000
*the scream makes B-17 bolt upright, then faint from the sudden bloodrush*
I am a Lazy B*****d
Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Sep 19, 2000
*Brain fails to register the scream*
I am a Lazy B*****d
Researcher named for a cat Posted Sep 20, 2000
Starts to think about this, then realizes thinking requires brain activity.
Brain stirs from sleep realizes that it has been called into action, and faints from shock.......!
I am a Lazy B*****d
Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Sep 20, 2000
*considers reviving Researcher named for a cat, but gives up after struggling to complete the name*
I am a Lazy B*****d
Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan Posted Sep 20, 2000
*considers typing hezer's full name, but brain protests such stress and Dan lapses into a coma.*
I am a Lazy B*****d
Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Sep 20, 2000
*Attempts to apologise, but its too much effort*
I am a Lazy B*****d
Researcher named for a cat Posted Sep 20, 2000
Brain revives slightly, hoping against hope to find that the eyes attached to it can see a pint of Guiness within reach.
See's one that apparently has been forgotten over near the couch.
Begins to form the thought about where that assistant is, decides that would require too much energy, and simply causes mouth to moan, and tears to well up in eyes.
This blurs the view of the Guiness, and tears are imediately halted.
Attempts to vocalize the word "Guiness"
GGg..aaagh.
Overcome by laziness, again lapses into silence, and simply drools onto the floor.
I am a Lazy B*****d
Researcher 99947 Posted Sep 21, 2000
*is turned over, by one of those machiney thingies, to prevent armchair sores*
I am a Lazy B*****d
Babel17 Posted Sep 21, 2000
*uses one of those machiney things to kneed and manipulate his facial muscles into a smile*
I am a Lazy B*****d
I'm not really here Posted Sep 21, 2000
~moves into an iron lung to save the bother of breathing~
I am a Lazy Bastard
Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Sep 22, 2000
*A huge commotion is heard outside and the stock of an intensive care unit is ushered in. Having been hooked up by a swarm of doctors everything is done for her.* 
I am a Lazy B*****d
Researcher named for a cat Posted Sep 27, 2000
Too lazy to bother with any of the previously mentioned wonderful energy saving devices, simply gets one of the lackeys who toted in the machiney things to pour the pint into his mouth and then take over living for him.
Lackey feels sudden irresistable urge to find more Guiness, and possibly a keg of scotch to go with it. Then, suddenly, finds himself too lazy to bother.
Damn.
I am a Lazy B*****d
Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Sep 27, 2000
*Is too lazy to laugh, else she would*
I am a Lazy B*****d
Researcher 99947 Posted Sep 27, 2000
*starts to chuckle, realizes that it is, in fact, a small animal, struggling for life underneath him. Poor gett 
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I am a Lazy B*****d
- 121: Babel17 (Sep 19, 2000)
- 122: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Sep 19, 2000)
- 123: Researcher named for a cat (Sep 20, 2000)
- 124: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Sep 20, 2000)
- 125: Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan (Sep 20, 2000)
- 126: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Sep 20, 2000)
- 127: Researcher named for a cat (Sep 20, 2000)
- 128: I'm not really here (Sep 20, 2000)
- 129: Researcher named for a cat (Sep 20, 2000)
- 130: Researcher 99947 (Sep 21, 2000)
- 131: Babel17 (Sep 21, 2000)
- 132: I'm not really here (Sep 21, 2000)
- 133: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Sep 22, 2000)
- 134: Researcher named for a cat (Sep 27, 2000)
- 135: Humor Me (Sep 27, 2000)
- 136: I'm not really here (Sep 27, 2000)
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- 139: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Sep 27, 2000)
- 140: Researcher 99947 (Sep 27, 2000)
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