h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*considers hiring nurses, but then thinks of where the money would come from... then considers getting a grant, but thinks of all the paperwork... then simply ceases to think, and gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*

*Dan gestures, using a minimal amount of effort, giving this order to his assistants:*

Go get the money I "acquired" on Survivor Online, and spend some of it to get everybody here a personal assistant. You may (in fact, you will) need to fill out their paperwork.

* yawn*

"sneeze"

I am lazy.

*gestures infinitesimally to Mina (to conserve what little energy he has), to either take a seat or collapse on the spot where they stand.

~slumps on the floor~
what's not going on here?

not as much as one wouldn't at all expect

It all seems a bit rushed here.

the faster it goes, the more time there is to do nothing.. or something like that. can't remember exactly how it goes- go check the doormat.

snore

*Considers sleeping, but its too much effort. Becomes comatose instead.*

~lapses into a brief coma~

*wakes from coma enough to blink ... just*

*considers removing the spider that has built a web on his immobile body, but decides it is too difficult.*

*after watching a horrible movie, Sporky hopes that no cockroaches will take advantage of the current situation, and crawl into someone's ear....*


*ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!*

*Tries to worry. Fails*

~wakes up. doesn't notice~

*attempts to finish the sentence discribing his inaction, but c--*

Agggggggggggggh!!!!!!!

*a scream can be heard, from the television *