A Conversation for Lazy B*****ds
I am a Lazy B*****d
Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Sep 28, 2000
*isnt sure wether to laugh or help the animal. Decides to do neither*
I am a Lazy B*****d
Researcher named for a cat Posted Sep 30, 2000
Agrivated by the action of the lackey, who was supposed to be living for him but decided he was to lazy to even live for himelf and now lies lifeless near the doorway, Researcher lies still, then, in a fit of inactivity lies still some more.
Then faints from the exertion.
I am a Lazy B*****d
Witty Moniker Posted Sep 30, 2000
Ponders how to find lackeys who are immune to Lazy B*****d Syndrome. Gives up.
I am a Lazy B*****d
Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan Posted Sep 30, 2000
*Recalls the many brave researchers who have struggled to find a cure for LBS, only to get it themselves. Stops recalling this and falls asleep.*
I am a Lazy B*****d
Researcher 99947 Posted Sep 30, 2000
....
*thinks - sorry... no, just a brain fart*
I am a Lazy Bastard
Researcher named for a cat Posted Oct 1, 2000
Recovering from his faint and at once overjoyed at hearing that there's a name for his condition (LBS). RNFaC lies still, in celebration he emits an actual sigh, and hopes that there will be lots of government funded lackeys appearing soon to study him and bring him more Guiness, (and maybe that keg of scotch).
Unfortunately the concious act of being "overjoyed" coupled with the "actual sigh" and previous exertion from his "fit of lying still" proves too much exertion for the course of several days.
Researcher slips into comatose state, in which he dreams of many kegs of scotch and many underpaid lackeys to deliver many hoses attached to constant feed pumps, he, in this dream, consumes the kegs and then passes out.
I am a Lazy Bastard
Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan Posted Oct 1, 2000
*Government researchers enter the room in the hopes of curing LBS. They distribute release forms so that they may gain test subjects for their studies. Unfortunately no form is returned, and the researchers are forced to give up. Several of them also contract LBS and fall to the ground.*
I am a Lazy Bastard
Researcher named for a cat Posted Oct 1, 2000
Revived enough to have a hangover. Sees release form, scrawls an R on the wrong line for name, RNFaC then realizes that he has forgotten how to form letters.
This might not have been so bad save for the fact that one of the Government Researchers has fallen across me, after very pointedly not giving me a Guiness.
Conciders trying to slither out from under the now terminally lazy Government Researcher, but then decides to slobber instead, as this requires less energy.
I am a Lazy Bastard
Lord High Wombat of Glee Posted Oct 1, 2000
*Technoyokel appears - too lazy to log on as herself*
Snore..
I am a Lazy Bastard
Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Oct 2, 2000
*Decides to join Technoyokel asleep*
I am a Lazy Bastard
Researcher named for a cat Posted Oct 3, 2000
RNFaCat, makes faint grab at fish, misses, desides it's not worth the effort and goes back into coma, where there is still scotch left to drink.
I am a Lazy Bastard
Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Oct 4, 2000
Wonders if someone will come and spoon feed her chocolate if she looks weak enough*
I am a Lazy Bastard
Almighty Rob - mourning the old h2g2 Posted Oct 10, 2000
Hellooo... I'm a lazy bastard and want to meet other like-minded people. Here's my contribution: You know you're a lazy b*****d when turning on the TV is too much effort.
I am a Lazy Bastard
Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate Posted Oct 12, 2000
Ur right, especialy when its too much hassel even if you have the remote in your hand!
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- 141: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Sep 28, 2000)
- 142: Researcher named for a cat (Sep 30, 2000)
- 143: Witty Moniker (Sep 30, 2000)
- 144: Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan (Sep 30, 2000)
- 145: Researcher 99947 (Sep 30, 2000)
- 146: Researcher named for a cat (Oct 1, 2000)
- 147: Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan (Oct 1, 2000)
- 148: Researcher named for a cat (Oct 1, 2000)
- 149: Lord High Wombat of Glee (Oct 1, 2000)
- 150: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Oct 2, 2000)
- 151: Babel17 (Oct 3, 2000)
- 152: Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan (Oct 3, 2000)
- 153: Researcher 99947 (Oct 3, 2000)
- 154: Researcher named for a cat (Oct 3, 2000)
- 155: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Oct 4, 2000)
- 156: Researcher 99947 (Oct 4, 2000)
- 157: I'm not really here (Oct 4, 2000)
- 158: Almighty Rob - mourning the old h2g2 (Oct 10, 2000)
- 159: Researcher 99947 (Oct 10, 2000)
- 160: Saint Acolyte Hezher - P. S. of Chocoholics, Keeper of Chocolate, muse of death by chocolate, Seraph of death by chocolate (Oct 12, 2000)
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