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Archangel Zax Posted Jul 19, 2000
*hands over tray of brownies and a pitcher of Guinness, smiles in what he hopes to be a concilliatory manner) in the general direction of the floor, then returns to previous position of supporting the wall*
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Babel17 Posted Jul 19, 2000
*summons just enough energy to eat a brownie and down some Guiness. He can feel the carboloading starting to work, but stays put until the motherload kicks in*
Lazy B*****s (and co)
Archangel Zax Posted Jul 20, 2000
*thinks about cafram's name change*
*tries to remember what it changed to*
....
*gives up*
*tries VERY hard not to let the wall fall*
...
*tries even harder to hold the floor down*
...
*abandons both tasks as lost causes, and begins to snore*
<hhhhhhnnnnng!!- tzzzzzzzzzsssssssss.....hhhhhnnnnggk!-...-tzzzssss?
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cafram - in the states. Posted Jul 20, 2000
sleeping...standing up? Too lazy to even lie down, eh?
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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Jul 20, 2000
*tries not too hard to raise his head up*
Oh I see that Namele...
I see thhh..
Joe!
Brownie!
*Thumping sound is heard, as head drops back to floor*
Lazy B*****s (and co)
cafram - in the states. Posted Jul 20, 2000
JOE!
CHAIR me!
*gestures hopelessly towards comfy chair before collapsing again*
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Babel17 Posted Jul 20, 2000
*finally the carboloading is complete and the motherload of energy courses through B-17 body. There is so much, he wonders if he might be able to eat more than 1 brownie this time. He does! He eats two and a whole pint of Guiness, then collapses through the exertion again, but not before dragging himself over to the handy sofa, along with more brownies and guiness. He falls against it, exhausted, but happy!*
Lazy B*****s (and co)
Babel17 Posted Jul 21, 2000
*looks up from his recumbent position next to the sofa*
Why?
Lazy B******s (and co)
One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Jul 21, 2000
mmhhumph..
*rolls over from lying on stomach to back, and doing this reveals rather peculiar patters in forehead, from laying with face down in floor nearly a week*
Lazy B*****s (and co)
Babel17 Posted Jul 21, 2000
It's ok I found out about the guiness, but this, I think, is fine.
At least i have no ill effects over the last few hours, and going by what happened to DD, it should be almost instantaneous!
*falls back against sofa again, exhausted after saying all of that!*
Lazy B*****s (and co)
Babel17 Posted Aug 1, 2000
Sooo lazy, couldn't be bothered typing here recently.
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Researcher 99947 Posted Aug 2, 2000
the same goes for me... I keep telling myself that one of these days I'm going to get some grazfzzzzxxxxxxxxxx *dozes off, obviously extremely exerted*
Lazy B*****s (and co)
cafram - in the states. Posted Aug 2, 2000
...whassat?
*gazes around...confused...*
Lazy B******s (and co)
Researcher 99947 Posted Aug 2, 2000
*wakes up, decides better of it*
zzzzzzzZZZZZz
Lazy B******s (and co)
Babel17 Posted Aug 2, 2000
A.....can't be bothered...........fghsfkhslk
*collapses yet again*
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- 61: Archangel Zax (Jul 19, 2000)
- 62: Babel17 (Jul 19, 2000)
- 63: Archangel Zax (Jul 20, 2000)
- 64: cafram - in the states. (Jul 20, 2000)
- 65: Researcher 99947 (Jul 20, 2000)
- 66: cafram - in the states. (Jul 20, 2000)
- 67: One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available (Jul 20, 2000)
- 68: cafram - in the states. (Jul 20, 2000)
- 69: Babel17 (Jul 20, 2000)
- 70: Archangel Zax (Jul 21, 2000)
- 71: Researcher 99947 (Jul 21, 2000)
- 72: Babel17 (Jul 21, 2000)
- 73: One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available (Jul 21, 2000)
- 74: Babel17 (Jul 21, 2000)
- 75: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Jul 22, 2000)
- 76: Babel17 (Aug 1, 2000)
- 77: Researcher 99947 (Aug 2, 2000)
- 78: cafram - in the states. (Aug 2, 2000)
- 79: Researcher 99947 (Aug 2, 2000)
- 80: Babel17 (Aug 2, 2000)
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