A Conversation for Lazy B*****ds
I am a Lazy B*****d
Babel17 Posted Jul 14, 2000
hurry....up! *passes away in a dead faint, due to previous exhertion*
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Researcher named for a cat Posted Jul 15, 2000
Where is that Nameless Joe. Almost too lazy to type, am getting tired, probably too lazy to pick up chocolate, however, could probably manage a lager if it were large enough, and worth the effort of picking it up.
(Common falsity: impatience breeds anxiety, and anxiousness.
am too lazy to be either.)
Whr nmls jo. c now 2 lzy 2 cmplt wrdz.
hlp, nd lager.
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Researcher 99947 Posted Jul 15, 2000
Leave something up to federal express, and this is what happens
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Babel17 Posted Jul 15, 2000
w....w.....w.....w.....w.....w.....hngnh!
flblfnt!
can't hang on much lo....
*collapses again*
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Researcher named for a cat Posted Jul 16, 2000
Lager.....lager...lag..la
too,lazy almost to drin...."falls on face."
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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Jul 17, 2000
eeehhhh..... (!)
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Courtney Patron Saint of Social Embarassment Posted Jul 17, 2000
Have a brownie and beer quick it will help to keep you around till our nameless joe shows up. *feeds brownie to Bable*
Well that was my good deed for the day 
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Babel17 Posted Jul 17, 2000
*finally manages to swallow the brownie, with some beer*
Thank-yo.....*collapses due to exhaustion again.*
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Researcher 99947 Posted Jul 17, 2000
Perhaps I should have had the over-nighter.
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Researcher named for a cat Posted Jul 18, 2000
To lazy to care any more.
Imagines beer, drinks it, imagines a second. then drinks it.
Considers imagining food, "naw to much like work." I think to myself.
Imagines bottle of scotch, drinks most of it.
Now too drunk to care, falls on face again.
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Researcher named for a cat Posted Jul 18, 2000
To lazy and to drunk to even add second "o" onto to.
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Researcher named for a cat Posted Jul 18, 2000
Raises head, mentions something about what a nice feature spell checker is, but too lazy to use it. Falls on face again.
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Researcher named for a cat Posted Jul 18, 2000
Finishes bottle of scoth. Realizes that falling on face is doing not at all nice things to nose. Too drunk to feel to much pain, too lazy to care. Falls on face one more time in order to make sure that it is the floor that is doing the fore mentioned "not at all nice things" to nose. It is, but in a wonderful burst of thought realizes that this may be because the floor doesn't like being hit with noses. Understanding dawns, pain rants, nose complains, and floor remains hard against being hit with noses. I am drunk, and utterly overwhelmed by laziness.
Conclusion; All is well within my personal universe.
Apologizes to floor for hitting it with nose, and promises to try a cheek next time.
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Researcher 99947 Posted Jul 18, 2000
This floor is a bit untamed, so you're rightful to be cautious
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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Jul 18, 2000
*raises head*
umpf....
*lays head back down*
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cafram - in the states. Posted Jul 19, 2000
*drags Nameless Joe in by ear*
I found this - he was loitering outside....
*collapses on floor from effort*
Jooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...............
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Courtney Patron Saint of Social Embarassment Posted Jul 19, 2000
Hey joe can you get us brownies and beers. Thank you
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I am a Lazy B*****d
- 41: Babel17 (Jul 14, 2000)
- 42: Researcher named for a cat (Jul 15, 2000)
- 43: Researcher 99947 (Jul 15, 2000)
- 44: Babel17 (Jul 15, 2000)
- 45: Researcher 99947 (Jul 15, 2000)
- 46: Babel17 (Jul 15, 2000)
- 47: Researcher named for a cat (Jul 16, 2000)
- 48: One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available (Jul 17, 2000)
- 49: Courtney Patron Saint of Social Embarassment (Jul 17, 2000)
- 50: Babel17 (Jul 17, 2000)
- 51: Researcher 99947 (Jul 17, 2000)
- 52: Researcher named for a cat (Jul 18, 2000)
- 53: Researcher named for a cat (Jul 18, 2000)
- 54: Researcher named for a cat (Jul 18, 2000)
- 55: Researcher named for a cat (Jul 18, 2000)
- 56: Researcher 99947 (Jul 18, 2000)
- 57: One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available (Jul 18, 2000)
- 58: cafram - in the states. (Jul 19, 2000)
- 59: Courtney Patron Saint of Social Embarassment (Jul 19, 2000)
- 60: Babel17 (Jul 19, 2000)
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