A Conversation for Lazy B*****ds
I am a Lazy B*****d
Researcher named for a cat Posted Jul 7, 2000
Why couldn't one of those "underpaid lackeys" picked my lazy butt up and put it in one of those chairs? I would be much more comfortable.
I am a Lazy B*****d
Courtney Patron Saint of Social Embarassment Posted Jul 7, 2000
I'd love to help you in your time of need but I can't even seem to help myself to one of those chairs. Even typing is difficult.
I am a Lazy B*****d
Courtney Patron Saint of Social Embarassment Posted Jul 7, 2000
I know what may help... can we create a helper to put us in chairs and bring us chocolate and beer etc. Can we, can we please....
I am a Lazy B*****d
Researcher 99947 Posted Jul 11, 2000
I called up Interonƒ Inc. and ordered up a Nameless Joe. They said it would take a few days for them to deliver.
Here's the pamphlet to read up on.
I am a Lazy B*****d
Archangel Zax Posted Jul 12, 2000
... when posting to a forum is too much effort and you find yourself yearning for one of Spork's simple postboxes!!
I am a Lazy B*****d
Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jul 12, 2000
*from depths of swivel recliner*
Hey am I expected to actually post in this thread from time to time?
I am a Lazy B*****d
Researcher 99947 Posted Jul 12, 2000
well, just so that we know you're still breathing. Where is that damned Nameless Joe? I need a refreshment.
I am a Lazy B*****d
Courtney Patron Saint of Social Embarassment Posted Jul 13, 2000
I'll agree we need that guy to show up soon before we all die from thirst and hunger. 
I am a Lazy B*****d
Archangel Zax Posted Jul 13, 2000
*offers guinness and brownies to all and every*
you have to come over here and get it tho... i'm not moving!
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Babel17 Posted Jul 13, 2000
*happens to be lying near enough to push ZAX' goodies across the floor to everyone else*
There...pant,wheeze...you....pant,pant,.....go!
*collapses in a heap from complete exhaustion*
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Researcher 99947 Posted Jul 14, 2000
I've just wrung up the company and they've told me he has been shipped and that he should be showing up momentarily.
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- 25: Courtney Patron Saint of Social Embarassment (Jul 7, 2000)
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