h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Whilst Scruff, Smiley and Fred move towards the back of the installation Private Falsename and Rama are firing artillery salvoes towards the Squirrel base. There seems to be movement at the entrance and gunfire starts to return

Fred, Smiley? are we ready to go here?

umm, Rama, umm sir? they seem to be getting awfully close with those shots sir, maybe we could move back a teeny weeny little bit?

*waving madly from his secure position by the coffee machine*
GET ON WITH IT! Or they'll blow my cover

*Talks into radio* Plastic Squirrel? Is everything ready? *Starts heading towards the building.*

*sends a dragon dressed in a very fetching camo outfit ahead and follows with fred and smiley*

(Inside the underground lair)

*All is well, the plan is in effect now lets go people, private Cyclops seems to be in the sheep shearing room for some reason*

Why do the Squirrels have a sheep sheering room? *Puts silencer onto a pistol and shoots a squirrel guard from behind.*

*tries to look cool whilst attempting to take out two squirrel guards whlst doing a double backlflip sideways roll whilst putting on nifty sunglasses but falls into large crumpled heap on floor instead*

fred, smiley, don't say anything, not one word

*Shoots the two guards* Bit of a slow mission, I tyhink I'll push things forward. *throws grenade into a squirrel gun placement and kicks down the door to the complex*

::gets herself a large bowl of popcorn and settles back to watch the antics of her colleagues through videocam::

this is better than war movies!

--the

*follows fred trying to not look conspicuous being followed by 6 dragons all trying to hide behind the same broken down door*

hey plastic squirrel, where u at?

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C: How could you let this happen? We've lost God know how many soldiers out there, the base may well be infiltrated and you never bothered to check the ID of this new prisoner.
B: I'm so sorry. We were only following procedure.
C: The wrong procedure. You will not fail me again.



C: S**t, It's too late! What is the security like here?
B: Level five with level seven as primary reinforcements.
C: When will the reinforcements arrive?



C: Very good. Get me out of here alive and I will see you protected. If anything happens to me, Skipnach know what to do.
C: Send in your Ninjas Captain. I want every human in this complex obliterated, including all the prisoners. Except the new one. If you can bring him to General Kibbles at the rendevous point I can see you being a very proud captain. Do you understand me Ltd Bumpkin?
B; Yes sir, yes. What about the experiemnts?
C: Destroy all trace, we do not want them stolen. I already have my results now, get me the f**k out of here!

<Prof Cletus runs out of the back door and runs to the garage. Bumpkin signals the ninjas to the other door screaming "Code Red"

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sadly,almost all the anti-swirl soldiers were wiped out,by a wombat in a hooded top,carrying a machete,and assisted by two rabid coypus

that should have sed SKWIRL,obviousley!!!!hahahahahahaha!

*has made a little too much use of vodka dispenser and is leaving the dragons to it, they're doing pretty damn well though*

*waves from the machine*
Oi! Scruff! Bring that vodka over here, we could have Russian Coffees!

Wahey! *joins plastic squirrel behind the cofee machine* u know it's damn good havin a load of big scaly killin machines what know exunctly what they're doing

Those dragons sure come in handy . *Sits and watches as the dragons set fire to squirrel guards.* *Gets some from the machine.*