A Conversation for The Squirrel Conspiracy
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Apr 2, 2002
Yep, I'm sure glad you brought them along with you. 
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Apr 2, 2002
well y'know bein chief dragun trainer n'all *collapses* will sumone please pass me my vodka dispenser? shall we play a game, let's play a game *ducks to avoid stream of dragon fire aimed at squirrel guards unsucessfuly trying to shoot tranquilisers at particularly large black dragon* yeeeeeey go fluffy!
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Apr 3, 2002
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Apr 3, 2002
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Knackers, why didn't that work?
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Apr 3, 2002
wud someone please put a circle in the middle for me, i can't quite focus, unless we're hactually playing 3 dimensional noughts and crossses in which case it's fiiiine to see three lil board thingies
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Fred Smith Posted Apr 6, 2002
You know, those dragons have been massacreing squirrels for days now, maybe we should actually go indside the Complex.
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Apr 6, 2002
hic *yus* very good plan, could someone please help me up a second please. *looks around and sees that a substantial amount of complex has been burnt down*
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Fred Smith Posted Apr 6, 2002
I hope Cyclops is ok. *Helps Positivefreak to get up.*
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Apr 6, 2002
he'll be cool mun, he's like god and uh stuff, but best go and find him. which way do u reckon we go?
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Fred Smith Posted Apr 7, 2002
He was in the sheep sheering room the last I heard *grabs a bottle of vodka for Cyclops.*
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Apr 7, 2002
someone's gonna need theeerapy. right we need to be discreet, unconspicuous like shadows, agile, quick, and above all quiet! *promptly falls over a pile of burnt squirrels producing a huge crashing sound as she knocks over the cofee machine* alright forget that CYCLOPS!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!
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Fred Smith Posted Apr 7, 2002
Is the coffe machine going to be OK? With all the vodka we've drunk stealth isn't going to work. Did you bring a weapon with you? *Produces a few very large deadly looking flamethrowers from behind the Coffee Machine.*
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Apr 7, 2002
*sticks her hands in her pockets, looks around a bit, picks up a pointy stick and holds it up*
weapon sure. oh and those things with the flappy wings and the scales and the pointy teeth and the uh....... fire 
do u think plastic squirrel has abandoned us?
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Apr 7, 2002
Owch! Who knocked it over then?
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Fred Smith Posted Apr 7, 2002
You alright under there Plastic Squirrel? *Tries to lift the coffee machine and fails. A dragon flies over and lifts the machine itself.* Oh yeah, the dragons. Very usefull those.
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Apr 7, 2002
Right, that's better. *dusts himself off vaguely*
To the sheep-shearing room! 
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Apr 9, 2002
seeing as how they're doing so well, could we like run away now? please 
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Rama - now floating around the world on Her Majesty's Finest Posted Apr 9, 2002
Rama to all operatives. Rama to all operatives.
Please post status report, are we anywhere near geting our people out?
Rama Out
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Apr 9, 2002
Dunno... Hands up anybody still sober enough to help Cyclops out...
I'll get back to you Rama
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Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c Posted Apr 9, 2002
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- 21: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Apr 2, 2002)
- 22: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Apr 2, 2002)
- 23: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Apr 3, 2002)
- 24: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Apr 3, 2002)
- 25: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Apr 3, 2002)
- 26: Fred Smith (Apr 6, 2002)
- 27: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Apr 6, 2002)
- 28: Fred Smith (Apr 6, 2002)
- 29: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Apr 6, 2002)
- 30: Fred Smith (Apr 7, 2002)
- 31: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Apr 7, 2002)
- 32: Fred Smith (Apr 7, 2002)
- 33: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Apr 7, 2002)
- 34: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Apr 7, 2002)
- 35: Fred Smith (Apr 7, 2002)
- 36: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Apr 7, 2002)
- 37: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Apr 9, 2002)
- 38: Rama - now floating around the world on Her Majesty's Finest (Apr 9, 2002)
- 39: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Apr 9, 2002)
- 40: Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c (Apr 9, 2002)
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