h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Aha... me understands now... you are thining of Greebo... a cat of infinite evil... who lives with Nanny Ogg in Lancre... whilst me is Greebo... a cat of infinite cuteness... who used to live with Nanny Ogg in Lancre... ~grin~

...and who appears to have had an intermittant sex change...

Why not. Can't be as difficult as changing into a human.

~grin~

[Mewtwo and Vekura crash through the ceiling. (Since they're both CGI, the ceiling can be CGI, too, and no one's budget will ne the wiser.)]

[Mewtwo] }We want to join CHOPPERS!{

[Vekura] {Our abilities include...}

[Mewtwo] }Telekinesis!{

[Vekura] {Telepathy! (Which we're using to communicate with you)}

[Mewtwo] }Short-range precognition!{

[Vekura] {Remote-viewing!}

[Mewtwo] }All forms of ESP and EPA*!{

[Vekura] {And the fact that we look imposing!}

[Mewtwo] }Why do we have exclaimations at the end of all our sentences?!{

[Vekura] {I don't know! Because we're silly!}

[*EPA: Extra-Physical Alteration{

um... i would also like to join your league of good guys... what should i do?
um... my powers include making puppy dog eyes, giving people guilt trips, and looking astonishingly innocent. that, and i never get angry and never raise my voice.

[Mewtwo] }Get in line.{

(gives the pokemon a cold stare)
i was.
(looks around at the other heroes and smiles innocently)

I want to join the fight! I'm still not very clear on where to send my fishies, but if you'll point me in the right direction I'm yours. My superhero powers are just beginning to manifest themselves now that I'm in a college dorm and in need of some of them for the first time, so I'll keep you posted as to what they are, once I'm sure myself.

[Mewtwo] }The superheroes would seem to be missing...{

[they haven't been around since summer started... too bad... not.]

[Mewtwo] }It seems that Sea is a Bad Guy, no?{

[Vekura] {Right you are! Let's behave silly.}

[guy? no... bad? yes... but i prefer the term "evil"...]

[Vekura] {Sea, have you checked your battle forum lately?}

Wow, I must really have stunned you guys into oblivion, I sorta expected more from super heros.

This is completely nutso, I'm blowing up your building and you "GOOD GUYS" aren't even doing anything about it. How are you gonna fight crime when you can't even return fire!!! Wow......grumble..... stupid....mutter mutter.......



have fun

Zeb: What's Yowuzup been DOING here?! Doesn't he know that the heroes are all on vacation?! Sheesh, he didn't even have the patience to wait more than an hour for a response. Uhhh, villains these days...

Emar: Sorry about that folks; He's new. But just wait a while, I'm sure that the other guys will get together for a SERIOUS attempt at destroying you real soon.

Zeb: Don't tell 'em that!

Emar: Hey, you guys are villains, so I'm sure the heroes could have inferred that you were planning evil, anyway.

Zeb: (*sigh...*) Let's just go, I want to check up on the initiation.



Emar(as he slowy fades away) Hey, what's that?....

Zeb(also fading): HEY!! DON'T PICK THAT UUuup-...















voices: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhh........!

damn it!

that was supposed to obliterate this place

*Walks in, looking depressed*

Look, CHOPPERS, people waiting to join CHOPPERS, we need to have a talk. STUMPED is an organization of villains (only on h2g2 of course, in real life this kind of thing wouldn't be fun), and you are supposed to be an organization of super heroes. Now, is it too much to ask that you do something more constructive? I know that most of the leader heroes appear to be missing in action, but that doesn't mean that you can't directly do anything to oppose us. So, in the absence of most of the seniors (with the exceptions of GL and Afgncaap5, who don't really seem to tough to me), I will hereby make any hero waiting for initiation to be an honorary hero. NOW STOP WAITING AND START TAKING SOME ACTION AGAINST US! I'M ALREADY HALF-WAY THROUGH A PLOT THAT WOULD MAKE YOU CRINGE IF ONLY YOU KNEW THE FINAL OUTCOME! GIVE ME SOME OPPOSITION HERE!

*KL Puts a "Coming Soon: First battle between good and evil" sign on the wall, and leaves*