h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*smackity smack smack smack*

*NYC stops for breath, and notices that his face is purple*

I certainly hope YOUR face is the same...

*evillene gasps for breath*

[evillene] it *smack* certainly *smack* is... *smack*

Zeb: WOOHOO!! STUMPED has taken over the superhero initation forum, and we're using it for a mindless slap-fight! This calls for a victory dance!

*KL mournfully stares at his underlings, then turns to the two Mewtwos*

I must apologize. I mean, here you are, peacefully trying to be initiated, and we all show up. I mean, I should at least have the decency to wait until you're fully fledged heroes before we start annoying you. Just so you know, you're more than welcome to cause havoc in our initiation forum.

not *smack* that there's *smack* isn't already *smack* havoc in our *smack* initiation forum...

*smacksmacksmack...*

*smack*

[sea] they haven't been peaceful! they've been fishing me! they won't leave my battle forum alone!!!!!

*smack*

*sea rolls her eyes*

*evillene smacks her*

*sea and NYC gang up on evillene*

*smacksmacksmack*

So? Fish 'em back.

Zeb: Sea has a battle forum on which superheroes are posting, and **I** wasn't informed?! FORGET this sissy slapping, TELL ME WHERE THAT BATTLE'S AT!!

it's too late, I already dealt with it...

*evil grin*

[Mewtwo] }Species bias, eh?{

[Mewtwo lifts NYC up and uses him to smash Evillene over. He then exits, accompanied by Vekura]

[Mewtwo] }I will fight evil ... alone. With Vekura.{

[There. The Mewtwos aren't here anymore.]

*NYC gets up off of evillene*

[NYC] just HOW did that two foot bony little cat pick me up? I refuse to believe it!

[evillene] oww... I believe it...

[evillene] lay off the pizza, NYC. you need a diet.

[sea] the battle forum is on my user page, zeb. if i were you, i'd look on the heroes' pages and see if they have a battle forum.

but I'm only 135 pounds! what are you, some sort of 99 pound weakling?

*NYC jabs evillene in her lousy excuse for a gut*

[evillene] *grunts and doubles over* ergh... i'll have you know i weigh 120. so you were 21 pounds off...

*sea refrains from comment on her weight*

I..................need.............................to.............................blow............................something.............................up..........................

too ........................... much................................good..........................in..........................the.............................walls.............................of..........................this................................place!



must...................................... stop........................................



must........................................ stop..........................................must.............................stop



*Massively huge explotion*

*Slaps forhead*

Great, just great. We've chased off Mewtwo and Vekura, probably our only current superhero candidates to deal with, and now the initiation forum's been blown up. Guess I'll just have to get to work on evil plans, and not launch them until Uncle Heavy or Vestboy comes back.

[sea] our initiation forums have been blown up tons of times. no big deal... as soon as the superzeroes return, they can rebuild it. why don't we just take over while the superzeroes are gone?! *the sky grows dark and a storm gathers over sea's head* then when they come back, we'll enjoy watching them discover that their precious h2g2 has been overrun by evil, and it's all their fault!!!!!

*sea cackles evilly as the wind howls and lighting strikes all around her*

*sea notices everyone staring*

[sea] sorry guys, i got a little carried away.

*the storm dissipates*

Hey, at least you have the willpower to admit it. I always got in trouble for causing too many pyrotechnical storms when I was younger...

*sea grins*

[sea] they're lots of fun, though... very stress-relieving...

*a very soaked NYC puts down his umbrella*

to WHO?!