h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Marv smells! Gwe7n has cooties!!

All of course from an unconfirmed source, but I swear it is the truth

I do indeed smell, poorly I might add. I have a weak nose I fear. I can be up to my eyebrows in flowers and not smell a one. As for the rumour that my running mate has cooties, who are you to judge the choices of someone elses pets!

Are you calling your running mate a pet? And if so, what relation do you have with this "pet?" Is it strictly political?

((((((Shhhhhhhh......... Don't tell anyone I told you this, but.... Rumour has it Peregrin's really a bird!!!!!!!))))))

Agh! *gasp*
No!! This can't be true!

The Cheese was found in the vacinity of Demon Drawer's Italian Restaurant shortly after it was vandalised, with traces of paint on his finger nails.

The CCTV tapes are here. http://www.h2g2.com/F36535?thread=59962

*puts on a wig and false moustache*
*points at screen*
That's not me

I am sorry to hear that discriminate against cooties, Sporky. They are actually facinating insects which help the great circle of life continue on its circular way.

G7

And what's wrong with being a bird?
And what's wrong with being an insect?
mmmm....insects....

Oh, BTW, by 'bird' do you mean the feathered type or the female type? I am the former but not the latter.

Demon Drawer has succumbed to Road Rage! (read his journal)

Hehehehe!
Started already eh people?
Great!!
Just remember!
I'll be watching!
shazzPRME

Rumor has it that Don Alfredo (The Godfather) has ties to organized crime, also known as, the MOB. Not that the MOB exists or anything, they're just wealthy independent Italian buisness men.

Cya
Dirk

P.S. I'd like to say hi to all Don Alfredo's friends in Waste Managment.

I would like to post the following sound bite:

The Marv/Gw7en campaign would like it known that they have absolutely nothing against legitimate businessmen. Also, insects, birds and people with reduced senses of smell are perfectly welcome to vote for us. Along with everyone else. Of course.

Thank you for your time.



G7

Previous reads:

We back up illegitamite business men as well.


Don Alfredo is in NO WAY associated with the M O B or the MOB or the mob or the Mob. That is an unfounded lie!

BTW, my personal Campaign Headquarters can be found at http://www.h2g2.com/A379253 . I will put up replies to popular rumours there.

I heard a rumour that Demon Drawer is insane, and considers himself to be James Bond.
See the evidence here:
http://www.h2g2.com/A257294
Voting for DD will mean a President who spends the rest of his time failing to do Sean Connery impressions!

And hey - those'll be BAD Sean Connery impressions. Worse than Eddie Izzard's.

You may be interessted to know that Demon Drawer was repeatedly unable to locate either his quarters or main engineering on board the Esirpretne... do you want another president like Ronald Reagan?

Oh, and we hear he breeds Pokemon too.

Unlike Reagan I am a very good actor. As the above roles in 'fantasy' elements of H2G2. May I also state that in Bond. Bluebottle is unsure of his identity be that good or bad. So Peregrin had better watch his back, his vice seems to have a Jeckle and Hyde mentalitiy.

Makes things more interesting anyway
You may be a good actor, but I've invested in a lie detector... *evil grin* (yes, I really do need an evil grin smiley... I'd use it all the time...)

Evil grins is it Peregrin. Don't you read American History. Do the words Richard Nixon mean nothing to you.