h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah yes, he's a good friend of mine.
Has anyone seem him appear in Futurama? He ended up as President of Earth, with a 50-foot robotic body, rampaging around New New York and destroying everything in his past.
Now that's what I call a presidential attitude.

Be carefull Dirk!!
I and Don VIto will be watching you>

Thanks for backing me up Sporky. If yoy need something just give me a sign.
If I can do anything to help you please let me know.

For the other people who are running for President I have the following message:

Withdraw while you can, life is short enough.

Don Alfredo

Personally, I never thought that Tricky Dicky really mastered the Evil Grin. The Slightly Overbearing Grin, certainly, but never the Evil Grin.

Don Alfredo, you have hurt me. We came out in support of legitimate businessmen first thing. Surely you wouldn't shorten the life of a supporter? I thought not.

G7

I can confirm that a large number of candidates drink in that house of ill repute The Forum and Firkin.

Which is just as well as i wouldn't vote for someone that doesn't drink

House of ill repute? I thought for a moment you meant the other one. You know, *that* one. Well I wouldn't be seen in *that* now would I. Aha. Ahem. *loosens collar*

No, it wasn't us Grafitying the toilets by writing "Go to Madame *****'s for a good night out", honest!

Ah so it wasn't you who put Gw7ens phone number after it then

I'll take that as a threat.

How many people want a MOBster who threats people for a President?
Not me!
Have fun trying to "dispose" of me Don Alfredo.

I beleive that Ms Fenchurch, aka Fenny, has also frequented the toilets and defaced the walls! Personally, I think that this is a pre-requisite to having any chance at all in the election!~~of the people, for the people~~!
shazzPRME

I was wondering why I was getting all those calls where I could only hear heavy breathing on the other side. Thank you for clearing that up.

I, personally, have only put up the numbers of other whom I know to guarantee a good time. Don't want to accused of false advertising.

G7

Peregrin has been exposing himself to the men in the gents room of the aroma cafe for the past two days!!!
the good news is that 1) the gents has been rather uni-sex lately and 2) thankfully he did finially find his towel

Not to mention a rather fetching blue dressing gown
shazzPRME

I love and cherish people who support me Gw7en, so don't be upset.
~hands over a bouqet of yellow roses~.
I hope everything is allright now.

Peregrin has no qualms about shooting the other candidates...

...see Peregrin...you were right...I quoted you eventually...

Oops! I better start collating some of these! Things are livening up!
shazzPRME

*takes roses and smiles*

But of course! Thank you, Don Alfredo!

G7

A cockroach crawls out of the roses and goes in search of cooties

I fear there are no cooties. I do have some crumbs from one of monsy's special Brownies, though. That should work for you.

G7

I spit on crumbs. I want to devour Monsy's entire basket of goodies. And I will...