h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes...so do I. They're such good companions

I've never had to fight over the television remote with the .

Very true...but two young Welsh collies knocked my art deco china cups off two side-by-side tables with their tails once...was my fault for leaving them there, I know! It was like a movie: one tailed swooshed one way, and one the other, and crash!

I had a dog that would chew... everything.

The likes to perch amidst the glass items on a particular shelf. She has yet to knock anything down.

Well that just goes to prove how lucky a can be!

Yes, lucky for her.

But a does have more than the usual nine lives, I reckon...
Mind you, my old cat Tiger who I found as a city stray and definitely was part wild )
must have had someone else's share of luck as well, the scrapes he got himself (and, sometimes, me too) into...