A Conversation for The Campsite
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Old Uncle Zarniwoop Started conversation Nov 16, 2001
Old Uncle Zarniwoop erects a notice board
under the outside balcony of the shop
Forthcoming events and happenings:
Put up your advertisement up on the notice
board so the other campers can see whats happening
aroung the campsite.
Also advertise any forthcoming events you would like
to host in the future.
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Nov 16, 2001
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Rabbit 17 Posted Nov 17, 2001
Hia Campers - just to let you know that we'll be having a bit of a fire on monday evening, down by the beach. They'll be plenty of beans and the forecast is for a bit of snow, so it should be fun.
The usual collection of musical instruments and home-made fireworks will be their.
All Welcome ^_^ 
8)
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Old Uncle Zarniwoop Posted Nov 17, 2001
Tiki Hut Official First All Knees Up Drinkathon !!!
Come and visit the Tiki Hut next weekend for fun and frivoloties all weekend, all drinks free, however ice will have to be bought from camp shop
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Bagheera: Spellchecker, Grammarian Pedant, Semiquavering Secretary and member of the Punctuation Police Posted Nov 18, 2001
Bagheera Brews Brilliant Bitter .........
............ and best of all, it's FREE (abv +/- 5.2%: mulled ale variety with 'red hot' cinnanmon sticks available on request)
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Bagheera: Spellchecker, Grammarian Pedant, Semiquavering Secretary and member of the Punctuation Police Posted Nov 18, 2001
Until the (apparent) hiccup with Dreamweaver's first attempt at entry is sorted out, any messages for her can be left with me on pitch 7 
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Rabbit 17 Posted Nov 19, 2001
Hi Bagheera - could you let Dreamweaver know that we found her gloves by the woodpile down on the beach. If she turns up tonight at the shindig she can pick them up. (Not sure where your pitch 7 is?) I dont seem to have a number on my pitch. We're pithched down by the shore - about ten minutes from the Camp Shop.
PS - why buy ice from the camp shop when you can chip it off the glacier for free? And it tastes a lot better. 
>>><
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Elfrida Posted Nov 19, 2001
Have an excellent beach gathering tonight, fellow campers! I'm off to the frozen North (Leeds) for a week and will be in a tiny village without so much as a wisp of a connection to the Campsite *weeps*
But I hope to hear all about your revels when I return! Save me some PGGB.
*trails reluctantly away leaving guitar, marshmallows and crate of elderflower champagne for all to share*
Elf
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Bagheera: Spellchecker, Grammarian Pedant, Semiquavering Secretary and member of the Punctuation Police Posted Nov 19, 2001
Thanks, 17! Good dragon riding gloves are hard to find these days.
As you can see, I'm here with Bagheera
Nice do! I'll have some 
and 
I think: what about you, Bagheera?
I'll try some of Elfira's elderflower 
, but I'm really more of an feline, truth to tell.
Perhaps a 
would be nice, there wasn't much fresh meat to scavenge over at the house tonight ......
(curls up 
between Dreamweaver and Espharoth 
...)
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Nov 22, 2001
*puts up note*
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Old Uncle Zarniwoop Posted Nov 25, 2001
Hi there. Old Uncle Zarniwoop here.
Due to popular demand the Campsite has now opened a small section of the local lake up to the joyous sport of fishing. Relax and get away from all the hassle, and play the sport of kings.
Buy all the tackle you need at the tackle hut, and then at the end of the day, we barbecue it on the shore.
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Frankie Roberto Posted Nov 25, 2001
The fishing pond is here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F45817?thread=153382 By the way, I'm slightly worried that no-one has used the toilet and shower block yet... [http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A655922] Are we all just going to get smellier and smellier?
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Rabbit 17 Posted Nov 30, 2001
glad the barbequed fish fingers went down so well. The Yorkshire Polar Expeditionary team send their apologies for eating all the burgers, but they had a long treck ahead of them yesterday to get more biscuits for the penguins.
The luminous painted polar bear that appeared a few days ago, is I'm assured part of the art department's contibution to the festival and is water soluable paint, so dont worry about it's health.
Any idea on the bands that are on tonight?
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Elfrida Posted Nov 30, 2001
*has acoustic guitar and cycle-powered music system: available for everything from the smallest campfire sing-song to a huge rave*
Elf
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Rabbit 17 Posted Dec 2, 2001
cycle powered music system? Sounds great. 
So how do you get on cycling on snow?
I have extra nobbly tyres...........but still slide around all over the place, which is quite fun.
My saxophone doesent like the cold weather too much. Tell me more about your bike powered sounds?
Perhaps we could perform at the next gathering of campfire-hooligans?
.......we'd better ensure their are plenty of beans next time...
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Old Uncle Zarniwoop Posted Dec 2, 2001
The Tiki Hut Teleport Simulation Travel Machine !!
The Tiki Hut now has the ability to Teleport around the world for periods of up to 6 hours at a time. So one minute we could be in H2G2 woods and the next we could be on a Caribean beach !!
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Bagheera: Spellchecker, Grammarian Pedant, Semiquavering Secretary and member of the Punctuation Police Posted Dec 9, 2001
*Espharoth appears flying low over the treetops, circles for a graceful landing in the middle of the Camp Square with a freshly uprooted 15m Norwegian Blue Spruce 
strapped to his back.*
*Dreamweaver & Bagheera alight.*
"Come on,guys: help us hold this thing steady while Espharoth digs a posthole!" 
Note appears (all by itself) on Notice Board:
Tree Dressing today. Bring own dekkies, Dunderglögg & Pepparkakor
served for everyone
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Old Uncle Zarniwoop Posted Dec 18, 2001
I just like to ask...
If you go over to the Music Festival you'll notice it is deserted.
Has anybody ever posted there ?
Just fulfilling my role as Keeper of Lost Conversations !!
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- 1: Old Uncle Zarniwoop (Nov 16, 2001)
- 2: Titania (gone for lunch) (Nov 16, 2001)
- 3: Frankie Roberto (Nov 16, 2001)
- 4: Rabbit 17 (Nov 17, 2001)
- 5: Old Uncle Zarniwoop (Nov 17, 2001)
- 6: Bagheera: Spellchecker, Grammarian Pedant, Semiquavering Secretary and member of the Punctuation Police (Nov 18, 2001)
- 7: Bagheera: Spellchecker, Grammarian Pedant, Semiquavering Secretary and member of the Punctuation Police (Nov 18, 2001)
- 8: Rabbit 17 (Nov 19, 2001)
- 9: Elfrida (Nov 19, 2001)
- 10: Bagheera: Spellchecker, Grammarian Pedant, Semiquavering Secretary and member of the Punctuation Police (Nov 19, 2001)
- 11: Titania (gone for lunch) (Nov 22, 2001)
- 12: Old Uncle Zarniwoop (Nov 25, 2001)
- 13: Frankie Roberto (Nov 25, 2001)
- 14: threesecondmemory (Nov 27, 2001)
- 15: Rabbit 17 (Nov 30, 2001)
- 16: Elfrida (Nov 30, 2001)
- 17: Rabbit 17 (Dec 2, 2001)
- 18: Old Uncle Zarniwoop (Dec 2, 2001)
- 19: Bagheera: Spellchecker, Grammarian Pedant, Semiquavering Secretary and member of the Punctuation Police (Dec 9, 2001)
- 20: Old Uncle Zarniwoop (Dec 18, 2001)
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