h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"emanating"

*the noise stops, and Greg returns to the Bar, goes to the chalk board and writes, "new to the menu- Lamb burger CR$5.00" and starts walking back to the kitchen*

Ooooh! *notices bounties list, and adds Ms Rambling*

Heh Heh Heh!

the list now reads:

- Red Dog $1000000
- President Peregrin $500000
- Sergeant Mushroom $100000
- Uncle Heavy $25000
_mS rAmbLIng £40000

VR?
Please explain this bounty hunting thing?
I might try to catch someone so I can pay for the bill by the time I leave...

J.J

VR= virtul reality

It's like role-playing, you do things by writing the actions inside asterixi:

*insert action here*

You have to obey the laws of continuity though (A351866)

oh, so I could find a thread they are in, run on to it and catch the 'wanted' researcher?

J.J

that's exactly what you have to do, only they are all experienced so they'll have ways of escaping. I caught Sargent Mushroom once

what conversation was that?
(just to give an example of what to do...)

If you need any gear, drop into the Cantina armoury: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F45513?thread=132995 If it's fiendishly cunning, high-tech, sharp, deadly, or fast, we have it in stock. Probably. We probably have some other stuff as well. And we do credit.

I can't find the actual thread it was as a different user
You ciould have a look at F76201?thread=171109 it's where sarge was taken

Do these people know that they're being hunted?
And just to clarify things, all I have to do is find a thread they are in, get on there and tell them that i'm after them, attempt to catch them, then when successful, bring them here?

By the way, could I have one of those lamb Burgers to go?

J.J

*Stops playing long enough to tack A899634 to the board.*

how about those people above?
Red Dog, etc...?

J.J

*returns from somewhere out of view behind the bar, complete with an almost black face and no more cleaning fluid*

Methinks it's time for a break

Oh, and where's the nearest sink? You had lots of dust under there and I don't want to end up drinking it as well.

There's one under the bar, at the end by the wine fridge...

Ta

*goes off to clean himself up*

*a few minutes later, goes into the kitchen and procures a kettle, then starts making *

*falls asleep behind bar*

*Prods Greg awake with boot*

Can I have a sandwich please?

*looks up from his tea-making experiment as he hears Peter*

I think there's one in here. It's about the same shape as a sandwich, anyway. /And/ it's wrapped in that stupid clingfilm that sandwiches tend to be wrapped in for some reason...

*throws the "sandwich" to Peter*

...It's either a sandwich or a microbiology experiment, I don't know which...